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#27 Jan 23 2006 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Here's a couple.

Someone had a hammer as his main weapon, and his pulling mesage was:
It's time to bring the hammer down on %t!

I was also playing around with pull messages for my bard, came up with:
It's a last dance with %t
Playing funeral song for %t

And here's the best I've seen:
%t has ruined his own lands, we will not let him ruin ours!


#28 Jan 23 2006 at 5:32 PM Rating: Decent
My standard OopS Pull "damn I hate resist %t and friends none of which is pacified"
#29 Jan 23 2006 at 9:44 PM Rating: Default
my warrior is in a guild with another warrior who uses ALL his spare hotkey buttons in all banks for inc messages... only problem is entire group pisses themself with laughter cos its a different, but hillarious message per mob, including sound effects
#30 Jan 24 2006 at 12:23 AM Rating: Good
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I have always used

"%t is incoming, his friends call him Steve"

I change the message each pull for a new name. I use Herb, Melvin, Captain Gravy...whatever.

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#31 Jan 24 2006 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
I always use "incoming %t, save the ranger" (FYI, I am that ranger who needs saving)

The funniest one I ever saw, hmm I was in a group once and everyone was just sitting there, no chatting going on at all (lame). We had killed about 15 Mobs and were waiting for the puller to bring a mob back and we see "inc %t and as many others as I can get, maybe this will wake you all the F%$@$ up."

I thought it was funny but others didn't, hence,lame group....
#32 Jan 24 2006 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
Aquaphobe wrote:

A gnome warrior in my guild uses:

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the gnome again!!"


LMAO.......I almost fell outa my chair after reading that one.

One I use allot as my Vah-Shir beastlord main is "INC %t. Tony take a bit outa him trust me THEIR GREAT!!!!

I'd have to say the best one I've ever seen was when a war friend of mine pulled and this is how the chat went.

"%t was talking about my mum let's beat him up."
"bringing another"
"and another"
"uhhhh......"
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"you might want to run wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddddsdsssssssssssssssssdwwwwwwaaaaaa

Then he dies and about 19 mobs come running around the coner and everyone runs in circles until we all died.
#33 Jan 24 2006 at 11:09 PM Rating: Decent
Red rover, red rover I call %T to come on over.
or Invited %T to the funeral, hope someone got him some flowers.
#34 Jan 25 2006 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
Funniest one ihave seen is " Inc %t , I'm on it like a fat kid on a twinkie" lol :)
#35 Jan 28 2006 at 1:56 AM Rating: Decent
There's always the great standard: "Wait, was I the puller?"
Trouble right here in River City when you see that one.
#36 Jan 28 2006 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Our puller likes them short and sweet -

"INC."

or

"INC. STUFF"

It keeps us on our toes.

Side note: Had someone once ask me .. why don't you call your slows, response (from our tank) ... I can see the message if it took and see my HPs drop if not, why bother? Though on the first pull I'll usually drop a "%t is malo'd, slowed and double dotted, tank Q'd ... Time for my snack (Other healers know that canni 5 is inc).
#37 Feb 03 2006 at 6:12 PM Rating: Decent
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if you're going to add such, notice ranger was also listed... Bleh, was supposed to go under the "listing bard as tank" post

Edited, Fri Feb 3 18:13:36 2006 by Srakeats
#38 Feb 04 2006 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent
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A ranger in my DoN grp had a good one the other day. It said:

"So I was thinking later we could... HOLY CRAP!!! A <%T> just attacked me for no reason, please help me kill it."

It was something like that. I was chuckling everytime she pulled.
#39 Feb 05 2006 at 3:32 AM Rating: Decent
all funny i personally include an /em when i make the mistake of pulling with my bst as hes not currently well practiced at doing it successfully
/em pounces on %T
Oh Crap %T didnt like being pounced on here it comes time to kill it
or something close to that as for my slows im straightforward on those
slowing %T for (65%) (or less if it lands if not recast in 3.2.1, repeat)



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#40 Feb 14 2006 at 5:12 PM Rating: Decent
More inc?? Please!!

lmao here people.

#41 Feb 14 2006 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I was playing my aunts Pally for a bit after she quit. My inc message was:

"I found %T....Watch out for the flying hammer!!!
#42 Feb 15 2006 at 4:48 AM Rating: Decent
I currently use:
Yo, this's %T ! Pick up your phone!
#43 Feb 15 2006 at 9:26 PM Rating: Decent
I put in /rs one day when doing time
"I stuck my thumb up %t a$$ and now he chasing me"

When in instances I have been know to use
/g HELP ME... %t is chasing me
/shout LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...

One I do like and still dont know how to do is a bard friend of mine has music notes in there incoming pull.
#44 Feb 15 2006 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
Long ones are good for one read, but after that /g inc %t is all that is needed.
#45 Feb 16 2006 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
Lately, because I am just so sick of pulling, I have used "inc %t, pulling sux"

There was a Vah Shir pulling the other night and I heard this, which I thought was almost cute, "that Forkin %t just pulled my tail, let's kick its **********
#46 Feb 16 2006 at 3:54 PM Rating: Decent
I have to change mine frequently, but I'm currently using these two:

"/g How's my pulling? Please call 1-800- %t - Inc!"

"/g Scumtrond casts Pacify...You have become better at Fizzleing (200)...Inc a couple of %t on my ***********

Having a few extra in the hotkey bank never hurts when you want to switch 'em up.

#47 Feb 17 2006 at 4:54 PM Rating: Good
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Inc %t, time to get all S&M on his ***... Literally

Inc %t! Be ready, he's running at me like a Republican on newly married, interacial, communistic, gay, jews burning the American Flag.

Inc %t! He swallowed his bubble gum and there are two ways to get it out. I prefer the faster one.

Damnit, cant a man get up his begging without %t attacking!
#48 Feb 19 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
I play a iksar monk and a couple of my favorite inc messages are:
You never know what to expect when a lizard is pulling~except you can expect >> %T << is coming!

>> %T << is coming! His friends call him Fred, but i call him Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, >> %T << were going to kill
you!

More then one! Thata hole lotta ugly. But im still pretty. Anyway, im be splitting them. Please hold.
#49 Feb 20 2006 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
as a warrior this is one of my favorites.....

/g incoming %T if you don't see it's health droping but do see mine... you are probably on the wrong mob.

another favorite i've seen is

/g incoming.... oh wait aborted....
/g incoming.... oh wait aborted....
/g incoming.... oh wait aborted....
/g AW SH^& I GOT THREE INCOMING...
/g just kidding only %T..

/g inc uh... how you say target again using the special little command.. aw ***** it no time now.


/g inc mobs.

/g hey guys you know what... this might be a raid mob.

Edited, Mon Feb 20 05:09:42 2006 by Turlisk

Edited, Mon Feb 20 05:10:07 2006 by Turlisk
#50 Feb 20 2006 at 5:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Hehe, One of the ones I use on my VS Warrior :P. (Note: Surname is Pyshesoncouches)

" Eep... Apparently not all couches are friendly... >>> %t <<< Hitting me for what I do best! "

#51 Feb 21 2006 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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QUOTE:
%t has been mezzed. You spank it, you tank it.
END QUOTE

This is TOO FUNNY.
I am going to let our guild Enchanter know about this one.
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