1: Do you download software?
A. No, the exchange of information is the sure path to hell, that’s why my children can never leave their box!
B. Only music, cause the RIAA is…umm….I DESERVE IT DAMNIT!!
C. Only if you count my ****, and movies, and ****, and music, and ****….p…o…r…n…
D. I can’t reply, overnet, E-mule, Mirc, and K-lite and my own FTP server are all running and if I hit reply it will blow up my private T1.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
B. Yes, but only because I had no access to conventional **** and I had a naked patch for Lara Croft!
C. Dead or Alive beach volley ball ohhh ya!
D. mmmm....sonic *thwap thwap thwap thwap* dark elf.....MARIO!! OH GOD!
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
A. Wake her up and pray with her until she repents.
B. Well maybe a few poloroids
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
A. None
B. Once
C. Twice
D. Im a regular on COPS
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases.
B. Cure Mad Cow Disease, resume eating at Burger King.
C. Hey this means I never have to wear a condom!
D. Become a televangilist, claim jesus is working through you, rake in the millions.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
A. Coulden't do it.
B. Benifits?
C. You see even Theater majors get jobs.
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
A. I don't dislike anyone, im a moron.
B. This can be someone on a message board right?
C. DIE MRENS DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
D. Only one? I made a list :(
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
A. Middle Eastern People.
B. People whith cell phones.
C. People who send out christmas cards.
D. Crying Babies.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
A. No, we should just pay for their medical bills and be damn gatefull.
B. I guess, I mean we are doing them a favor.
C. Sounds exspensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
D. Why wait till they attempt? Lets just kill all those damn moppy teenagers.