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So Smash, do you have evidence that Noah's Arc did not exist or are you just going on Faith that it did not?
No, see, stop being a moron for just a moment and think. Arguing something is not true because of a complete lack of evidence is not the same as arguing something is true because of a complete lack of evidence.
On is known as reason. One is known as faith.
I'll take reason, thanks. It allows me to make statements like "The Easter Bunny isn't a real animal that visits people ******** out chocolate eggs every year." Faith doesn't allow one to that.
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I bet you believe also that man was created from some primordial ooze that just happened to turn into living matter, or wait we came from aliens who beamed us down from there spaceship.
One, I don't believe man was "created" at all. To think so would imply, by definition the existance of a "creator" which is assanine beyond belief. Were I to believe that we came from aliens who beamed us down from a spaceship my argument would be as logically sound as the argument that a man sailed around in a boat while the whole of the earth was flooded for fourty days.
Foruneately I don't believe either of those ludircous things.
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And as far as your Santa Claus theories he may not live at the north pole, he may not have flying reindeer... Santa Claus is based off a patron Saint that gave toys too children in his village on Christmas, which spread through out the world as a wonderful thing to do to celebrate and reenact the gifts that Christ recieved on his Birthday.
Really? Well maybe the Noah fictional character is based off some real old guy who built a boat and kept telling everyone the world was going to flood before they stoned him to death for being a moron.
Maybe the Christ fictional character is based on some poor ******* who got nailed to a tree for tryig to scam a few schekles out of toursits by telling them he was the son of god.
Who knows?
Flame Away.
I can handle it.
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