Faxion Online is a free-to-play MMO that features PvP combat between the forces of Heaven and Hell. Apparently the teamed just unearthed a significant artifact at their Austin studio: The Ten Commandments of PvP.

1. I am thy pwner, thy god of PvP
2. Thou shalt slay thy neighbor
3. Thou shalt not wait for provocation
4. Thou shalt target the healers before any other
5. Thou shalt not be forced to queue for a kill
6. Honor thy guild and group
7. Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's phat lewts
8. Thou shalt not crai more noob
9. Thou shalt teabag thy kill
10. Thou shall take screenshots or, forsooth, it did not happen

Now we just need the Ten Commandments of PvE and we're set for life.