For reasons selfish and diverse
I choose to cast this post in verse
To bring up mem’ries I can muster
And bitch about %^&*ing fcluster
‘Twas more than ten long years ago
Before the server ran so slow
Before we all did double post
Or see posts eaten by a ghost
I first posted on =4
Where I was treated like a whore
I thought those jerks were “not so greatâ€
And left for =28
I found fine entertainment there
And people I would call “mon frèreâ€
There were no (few) posting strictures
And folks liked my stoopid pictures
Few people came and many left
Leaving OoT quite bereft
So here we post in the Asylum
Adding to the local phylum
I’d name by name the posters gone
But that would take so very long
And add (to me) a fine depression
I’d just as soon avoid this session
Through crappy hardware we must use
And r-tard filter word abuse
We linger here in this estate
Though the last hour is growing late
They’ll kill our b’loved forums soon
And bring Allakhazam’s last doom
‘Till they do I will keep posting
So long as ZAM continues hosting
I’ll end this monologue, this screed
Before I tl;dr
I’ll take my accolades and bows and
State my case…OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!