Official Shrubbery Waterer
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Man, it's probably a good thing that I'm not an admin. I'd be putting that nuke button through its paces going through this thread.
Anywho, I'd take the librarian. He's probably got the entire Dewey Decimal system memorized, along with half the library's collection. He's like a living, breathing Google. I'd just leave him to do the work while I took Bristlebane out for a pint of ale.
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