Two weeks ago, I decided to make for fun some Gnome Kabob for the main tank of our group (he's a gnome warrior). After a quick search on Alla, I decided to to head for Crushbone and give Retlon Brenclog a try for some Gnome Meat.
A /who in Crushbone revealed three other people in the zone, a lowbie making some experience, a 60 warrior and an anonymous guy. When I reached Retlon's pit, he wasn't there. And this is where the story begins.
Me: /ooc Anyone seen Retlon?
Anon: /ooc He will pop soon.
60_WAR: /ooc Who is that?
After a short while, Retlon spawns. I send in my pet bear, he whacks Retlon, Retlon runs for his life and goes down. Pop, another Retlon. I remembered having read that he pops several times, so I send in my pet again. Whack, dead. Pop. Whack, dead. Pop. Whack, dead. No gnome meat.
60_WAR is looking at your equipment.
OK, I thought, maybe he just isn't that polite... no problem.
60_WAR: That guy spawns again when you kill him?
Me: Yeah, he does.
60_WAR: Do you get exp for him?
Remember: Me, lvl 31. Retlon, lvl 15-19.
Me: No, he's too low.
60_WAR: Would you link your breatplate?
Me: Initiate's Breastplate of the Scale
60_WAR: Wow, cool!
No, it's not cool, it's crap, and the reason I wear it is that I don't have enough money yet to buy a better one.
Me: Is this your character?
60_WAR: ??
Me: Was it you that made it all the way to lvl 60?
60_WAR: Yes
I just didn't believe him. Too many signs of not knowing much about the game. I left Crushbone without any Gnome Meat and let this guy do whatever his job was there...