I have a funny one that I use to do ALOT but have not done it in a long time.
When I first starting playing a friend told me about the /doability in the socails. So I made a hotkey that would be as follows
/attack off
/pet attack
/doability 1
/doability 2
/attack on
well Ability 1 was BEG, ability 2 was slam. It worked great but I had no idea what begging was actually for, but WOW was my skill rocking.
Around level 30 I was with another friend that I had not known long and we were fighting in e.karana, and had stopped to med in a small camp with npc's all around. Well he went AFK and I got bored so I started to beg off one of the merchants there.
About every 3 or 4 begs the merchant would say, here Uuggerr take this and leave me alone. It was only a copper or 2 I would get.
When my friend got back he asked me what I was doing and I explained it to him.
Before I had a chance to explain that my begging skill was over 100,he had targeted the merchant and clicked BEG.
Needless to say I had to wait for the scoin to teleport him back. And this gave me an evil idea.
A few days later I was bored with nothing to do so I headed off to e.commons and sat at the druid ring. It didnt take long for the fun to start.
Me, sitting begging off a druid merchant.
noob ports into druid ring and see's the system messages and stops and stares.
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me along
noob: What are you doing?
Uuggerr: Begging off the npc
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
noob: What is he giving you?
Uuggerr: blah nothing really, just got this <Fine Steel Dagger>
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
noob: What did you get then
Uuggerr: its getting better, just got a <Chipped bone bracelt>
noob: Cool, how do you beg?
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
uuggerr: its an ability (explains to noob where and how to make it)
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
uuggerr: HOLY CRAP, I got this!!!! <ear ring of solstice>
noob: JESUSSSS
NPC: Here uuggerr take this and leave me be
uuggerr: YES!!!! <Phase spider carapice> YES YES
NPC: I have something here for you NOOB!!!
Noob has been slain by NPC
Noob: WTF??? he killed me
uuggerr: Did I mention my begging skill is 125?
OMG I have done that soooo many times, the best one is when I actually got 8 people to do it at ONCE!!!!
Hey dont do something if you dont know what your doing, heheeh Or atleast ask heheh
Dont think im a D1ck, I did it to my son and wife also hehehe (they play)
Another good one is my soon as the EXSACT same character I have, but I am level 68 and he is level 5 but we look identical.
He likes to 2 box me and him and sit in w.commons at the toll both, and invis me up and wait with his toon at GIX.
He will stand us ontop of each other and time it where, he goes invis and breaks my invis at the EXSACT same time.
Did I mention his toon is Uuuggerr and mine is Uuggerr, hard to see the switch.
He then runs up to gix and slaughters him with 1 hit.
Noobs and seasoned toons on alts alike will see this, and by the time they can get over there and target him ect he will have switched them back.
When people as HOW did you kill Gix? he is WAY undercon and kills level 30's.. he just shrugs and says I dont know maybe they fixed it.
They then see gix spawn and run up for a quick and free port back to thier bind point.
Not as funny to me as the begging, but still quiet funny to some hehe.
Peace