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The mackerraoni and cheese here is to die for!
4 posts
Wow, the view of the ocean is amazing considering we are in a cave in the middle of the island. Maybe I've just had too much to drink. I really should raise my alcohol tolerance.
4 posts
Is that my father's skull you are wearing as a helmet?
1 post
I 'am not really Drunk my friend , Iam just slightly Buzzed
2 posts
I'll bet you another mug of this lousy grog that it's a female. I'll lift it up and you look under its fur.
10 posts
...and then she said he was bigger AND better! A dwarf!
10 posts
Don't look now, but I *think* there's an overgrown hedgehog in the corner...
2 posts
Where in Norath are the wives raiding tonight, and how long do you think we'll have to wait?
1 post
Roll the dice to see if im getting drunk!
2 posts
Where in Norath are the wives raiding tonight, and how long do you think we'll have to wait?
"No, no, no...I'M Mr. Rork and YOU'RE Tatu."
"Oh my god, it's..."
"King Grikbar."
"Where?"
"Having a cup of coffee."
"He's dunking!"
"Wow. Look at him. King Grikbar. Here."
"You see? Now that is a handsome man."
"Wait, wait. *bang* (Emperor Fyst slams his hand down on the table) *bang*
(again) *yip* (another high pitched yelping sound) *yip* See? I told you."
"King Grikbar."
"Where?"
"Having a cup of coffee."
"He's dunking!"
"Wow. Look at him. King Grikbar. Here."
"You see? Now that is a handsome man."
"Wait, wait. *bang* (Emperor Fyst slams his hand down on the table) *bang*
(again) *yip* (another high pitched yelping sound) *yip* See? I told you."
I wanted to name it "Way Pretty Hats and Stuff" but NOOOO...the "suits" at SOE went with "Everquest."
10 posts
Okay, my beer is glowing...that rock is glowing...you know what makes things glow, Ted? RADIOACTIVE WASTE!
9 posts
Introducing 3 new items now available in the Station Market Place.
Ethereal BugBear Plushie - 2500sc
Sinister Orc Plushie - 2500sc
Ulteran Kobold Plushie - 2500sc
Ethereal BugBear Plushie - 2500sc
Sinister Orc Plushie - 2500sc
Ulteran Kobold Plushie - 2500sc
12 posts
Keep your eyes off her mate, she's mine!
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BugBear: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Off-screen Patron: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Bartender: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a BugBear.
Off-screen Patron: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting an Orc.
Bartender: That's 'cause Orcs don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. BugBears are known to do that.
BugBear: Grrf.
Off-screen Patron: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Orc. Let the BugBear Win.
Off-screen Patron: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Bartender: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a BugBear.
Off-screen Patron: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting an Orc.
Bartender: That's 'cause Orcs don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. BugBears are known to do that.
BugBear: Grrf.
Off-screen Patron: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Orc. Let the BugBear Win.
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Orc: I dunno, wat do you wanna do?
BugBear: I dunno, wat you wanna do?
Orc: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
BugBear: I dunno, wat you wanna do?
Kobold thinking to self: Frak! Every night, same two, same table, same conversation! I gotta get outta here, as soon as I figure out what I wanna do ...
BugBear: I dunno, wat you wanna do?
Orc: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
BugBear: I dunno, wat you wanna do?
Kobold thinking to self: Frak! Every night, same two, same table, same conversation! I gotta get outta here, as soon as I figure out what I wanna do ...
1 post
"I had no idea! It looked like a harmless little box!"
"That one's not so bad. One time after touching that stupid crate, I turned into a draknid. My girlfirend hates those things, and wouldn't talk to me for a week."
"That one's not so bad. One time after touching that stupid crate, I turned into a draknid. My girlfirend hates those things, and wouldn't talk to me for a week."
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Orc: Are you pondering what I am pondering?
Bug Bear: Umm, I think so, but all three of us in the hot-tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary.
Bug Bear: Umm, I think so, but all three of us in the hot-tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary.
9 posts
"I'm just saying, i think this brews warm for being where we are and all. Now sit down, your making a scene."
12 posts
Freaks come out at night!
10 posts
...and then, he kissed me. He kissed me and...and I liked it! *sob*
1 post
o/~ Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the customers even more so. o/~
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