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Dude, you sure about this Tiki god LARP thing? I don’t know, I hear the people are REALLY Weird….
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Mog approaches his arch rival, bungaman, and shouts “booga booga boogaâ€, thus starting the bugbear mating ritual.
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Unbenounced to moogoola the feathered one, bungaga man just passed wind.
20 posts
Before electrolysis, life in new halas was very very hairy
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Don’t look behind you, but I think that porcupine lady in the corner thinks you are hot..
No, I'M gonna ask that cute chick over there over to dinner! I like Kobold Kabobs better than you do!
6 posts
Bugbear: Hey is that Bob over there from accounting?
Orc: Yeah... he had a really tough week...
Bugbear: What happened?
Orc: Bunch of lowby adventurers ran into his office and trashed it... then beat him up for his wallet.
Bugbear: Really? You just can't get any piece from those damn kids anymore I guess.
Orc: Maybe they'll learn... anyway I'm going back to planning the next quarterly review.
Orc: Yeah... he had a really tough week...
Bugbear: What happened?
Orc: Bunch of lowby adventurers ran into his office and trashed it... then beat him up for his wallet.
Bugbear: Really? You just can't get any piece from those damn kids anymore I guess.
Orc: Maybe they'll learn... anyway I'm going back to planning the next quarterly review.
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Dwarf Tall Tails
So, I hold up a leg and says hambone or legbone and the other dwarf pisses his pants, drops the feather crown, and runs away.
Suppertime
What's for supper.
Well, see the kobold in the corner, I'm thinking him.... The feathers hypnotize them, makes it easier to get em in the stewpot.
So, I hold up a leg and says hambone or legbone and the other dwarf pisses his pants, drops the feather crown, and runs away.
Suppertime
What's for supper.
Well, see the kobold in the corner, I'm thinking him.... The feathers hypnotize them, makes it easier to get em in the stewpot.
6 posts
Me, Chief Unga Bunga, you choose, you Unga Bunga or Unga Bungee. We let kobold man in corner choose last.
(Sick, for those that get it,lol)
(Sick, for those that get it,lol)
Scholar
20 posts
"So, how'd that interview with BP go?"
2 posts
Two brutes one hedgehog
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No one wanted to sit with the fuzzy dude in the back of the bar.
Scholar
32 posts
1. Dude....We need some new clothes, if we gonna live here!
2. The bar is closing in 5 minutes...... She's looking kinda cute over there now.
3. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, my feather's look kinda feminine???
4. Go over there and ask her out.....
5. I thought you said Antonia Bayle was gonna dance here tonight???
6. When you called for more for a PuG for Halas, I thought you meant Pick Up Girls!!!!
7. She's lookin' kinda sexy over there, thank the God's they made this table the right height!
8. And NO, If I win the mount from ZAM, you cannot ride outta here with me!
9. Twenty-Five dollars for a mount!!! Do they think I am made out of PLAT!!!
10. I don't care what you say, you cannot stand there and tell me, those quills won't hurt!
11. Now go on over there, and take your mom home, she's had enough!
Edited, Jun 15th 2010 2:22pm by ghostsouls
2. The bar is closing in 5 minutes...... She's looking kinda cute over there now.
3. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, my feather's look kinda feminine???
4. Go over there and ask her out.....
5. I thought you said Antonia Bayle was gonna dance here tonight???
6. When you called for more for a PuG for Halas, I thought you meant Pick Up Girls!!!!
7. She's lookin' kinda sexy over there, thank the God's they made this table the right height!
8. And NO, If I win the mount from ZAM, you cannot ride outta here with me!
9. Twenty-Five dollars for a mount!!! Do they think I am made out of PLAT!!!
10. I don't care what you say, you cannot stand there and tell me, those quills won't hurt!
11. Now go on over there, and take your mom home, she's had enough!
Edited, Jun 15th 2010 2:22pm by ghostsouls
Scholar
42 posts
After this we go snipe hunting!
Yeah, snipes are real, honest.
Yeah, snipes are real, honest.
7 posts
I dont care how hard i squint, she looks nothing like Angelina Jolie...
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- I know. I know. We are a heavy metal band, but dude I swear he wants more cow bell!!!
- Yes, I know why Larry is setting by himself. I told him not to eat the yellow snow, but he did not listen to me. Now, he is mad because he can't get the taste out of his mouth.
- Yes, I know why Larry is setting by himself. I told him not to eat the yellow snow, but he did not listen to me. Now, he is mad because he can't get the taste out of his mouth.
15 posts
Suddenly, I have a craving for kobold kabobs!
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This orc grog is awful! No wonder your skin is blue!
15 posts
You sit first. No, YOU sit first!
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It is freezing out here in New Halas! I could use a new kobold parka...
15 posts
How do you tell if an orc is cold when there skin is blue?
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I'll bet you a plat that kobold isn't potty trained. GRRR! BARK! BARK!!!
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The way that porcupine behind us is scowling at you I'm going to guess your helm dropped from one of his relatives.
Edited, Jun 16th 2010 2:09am by Fieringel
Edited, Jun 16th 2010 2:09am by Fieringel
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Bugbear: The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both... what?! you drank yours already?
Orc: If that's the princess over there in the corner, I'll take my chances with the beer.
Orc: If that's the princess over there in the corner, I'll take my chances with the beer.
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Guru
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PHASE ONE HAS ENDED! See the first post for the Phase 2 screenshot! Phase 1 winners will be posted no later than June 18!!
Edited, Jun 16th 2010 3:11am by Calthine
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