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Currently sitting at 353 trillion cookies in the bank. This game is cookie flavored crack. It's a game where you literally click a cookie. How is this so goddamn addicting?
Anyways, this is the newest "big" internet game, and it runs in the browser on javascript. So that's cool. Bonus points: Japan just discovered it. (I make no claims on how work safe that link is. Care must be taken, as with all things Japanese.
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Wow... this game is pretty addicting! I've gotten only into the billions so far, and judging by the achievements I'm a bit over halfway done (51/88, but only 36/103 for research...). Might let it run overnight 
Yeah, this game is disgustingly addicting.
I have 184% Chocolate milk, 46/88 achievements, and 44/103 upgrades...
I have 184% Chocolate milk, 46/88 achievements, and 44/103 upgrades...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
All time cookies baked: 5.545 quadrillion.
Played for ten minutes, left and got some Oreos instead.
George Carlin wrote:
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Achievement Unlocked: You Can Stop Now 
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Sell a Grandma.
Just try it.
Just try it.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Sell a Grandma.
Just try it.
Just try it.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
I played the previous version of this and it was fuuuuuuun for about three days. I sent him five euros, which was six dollars and change at the time, for those three days of entertainment.
I'll try this version when I get home.
I'll try this version when I get home.
It's a nice work game. I started playing this morning - clicked my way up to buy Gramma and then just let her go wild while I got busy.
I'm almost at 4bil cookies baked total.
I'm almost at 4bil cookies baked total.
Alma wrote:
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wow this is sort of evil
I'm only at 4.5 trillion cookies and raspberry milk. MUST BAKE MORE.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
I am not seeing how to do the milk thing...
You get more milk the more achievements you have.
Also, I just bought the One Mind research upgrade for my grandmothers. I'm... scared.
Also, I just bought the One Mind research upgrade for my grandmothers. I'm... scared.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
I am not seeing how to do the milk thing...
The kitten upgrades give you a boost to cps based on the percentage of milk. You gain milk through unlocking achievements. Thus achievements -> cookies.
idiggory wrote:
Also, I just bought the One Mind research upgrade for my grandmothers. I'm... scared.
Brace yourself, ****'s 'bout to get weird.
I do not like red cookies.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
On the plus side, red cookies can give you a Cookie Chain, where the first cookie gives you +6 cookies, then in a few seconds another cookie that gives you +66 cookies appears. Click it and a third cookie will appear that gives you +666 cookies. So on and so forth, up to 6.6 trillion or until you miss a cookie.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
On the plus side, red cookies can give you a Cookie Chain, where the first cookie gives you +6 cookies, then in a few seconds another cookie that gives you +66 cookies appears. Click it and a third cookie will appear that gives you +666 cookies. So on and so forth, up to 6.6 trillion or until you miss a cookie.
Golden cookies can do this too; it's just more likely with the red cookies. Considering that red cookies also have a significant chance to decrease your production or take away 5% of your bank, it's a pretty poor trade-off (though you can savescum to get the outcome you desire).
In other news I've put some more hours into this game, trying to get the last few achievements. Currently at 462 Golden Cookies clicked (need 777 for the last one). Holding off on the Bingo research as I don't want red cookies yet.
At high levels it's more efficient to get all the Grandmapocalypse upgrades, and just keep buying Elder Pledge over and over (Elder Pledge is a temporary suppression of the Grandmapocalypse and the red cookies). This is because the Bingo Center line has a lot of +% upgrades which are really valuable, and you'll easily make enough to cover the cost of the Pledges. You also don't want to buy the Covenant (a permanent pledge) because it costs 5% of your total CpS.
Sitting at ~20 quadrillion cookies baked, and the late game "strategy" is all about Golden Cookies.
Sitting at ~20 quadrillion cookies baked, and the late game "strategy" is all about Golden Cookies.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
At high levels it's more efficient to get all the Grandmapocalypse upgrades, and just keep buying Elder Pledge over and over (Elder Pledge is a temporary suppression of the Grandmapocalypse and the red cookies). This is because the Bingo Center line has a lot of +% upgrades which are really valuable, and you'll easily make enough to cover the cost of the Pledges. You also don't want to buy the Covenant (a permanent pledge) because it costs 5% of your total CpS.
Sitting at ~20 quadrillion cookies baked, and the late game "strategy" is all about Golden Cookies.
Sitting at ~20 quadrillion cookies baked, and the late game "strategy" is all about Golden Cookies.
I feel like a moron... I've been trying to get all the last 100 building upgrades for the last few days. Got all the cookie upgrades, finally initiated the Grandmacalypse. Just about to hit 100 Time Machines (sitting at 65 Antimatters), and I JUST learned about Heavenly Chips. I though resetting would be my final act. Nope. I've been shooting myself in the foot. If I reset right now I'd have just under 80 Heavenly Chips >_>
I might just hit the 100 Time machines achievement and reset.
I also just read today about the Black Cat's Paw achievement. I thought Leprechaun (777 Golden Cookie clicks) would take a while, but I felt I was getting close with 595 clicked so far... but 7777 is a bit unreasonable, even for me
Edit: In other news, ZAM.com's former Editor-in-Chief, Togikagi is apparently starting to play the game now too
Edited, Sep 26th 2013 6:45pm by LockeColeMA
It is a virus, and I am its vector.
LockeColeMA wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
At high levels it's more efficient to get all the Grandmapocalypse upgrades, and just keep buying Elder Pledge over and over (Elder Pledge is a temporary suppression of the Grandmapocalypse and the red cookies). This is because the Bingo Center line has a lot of +% upgrades which are really valuable, and you'll easily make enough to cover the cost of the Pledges. You also don't want to buy the Covenant (a permanent pledge) because it costs 5% of your total CpS.
Sitting at ~20 quadrillion cookies baked, and the late game "strategy" is all about Golden Cookies.
Sitting at ~20 quadrillion cookies baked, and the late game "strategy" is all about Golden Cookies.
I feel like a moron... I've been trying to get all the last 100 building upgrades for the last few days. Got all the cookie upgrades, finally initiated the Grandmacalypse. Just about to hit 100 Time Machines (sitting at 65 Antimatters), and I JUST learned about Heavenly Chips. I though resetting would be my final act. Nope. I've been shooting myself in the foot. If I reset right now I'd have just under 80 Heavenly Chips >_>
I might just hit the 100 Time machines achievement and reset.
I also just read today about the Black Cat's Paw achievement. I thought Leprechaun (777 Golden Cookie clicks) would take a while, but I felt I was getting close with 595 clicked so far... but 7777 is a bit unreasonable, even for me
Edit: In other news, ZAM.com's former Editor-in-Chief, Togikagi is apparently starting to play the game now too
Edited, Sep 26th 2013 6:45pm by LockeColeMA
Dear. God. I was wondering what some of those achs were. I have 100 of everything but Antimatter Condensers (only 50 of those)... I have not yet purchased One Mind because I don't want the grandmas to turn on me until I have the 100 condensers... but maybe I should just go for it and reset O_o.
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Vataro wrote:
Dear. God. I was wondering what some of those achs were. I have 100 of everything but Antimatter Condensers (only 50 of those)... I have not yet purchased One Mind because I don't want the grandmas to turn on me until I have the 100 condensers... but maybe I should just go for it and reset O_o.
Resetting is probably worth it; I did it and got 82 Heavenly Chips (164% CpS bonus) from something like 3.3Q cookies caked. This new round has gone a lot faster; even though I let it run through the night, I'm sitting at around 10 Trillion total baked cookies already. Granted that's only worth 4 Heavenly Chips, but it's after only 11 hours (and most of those I was asleep). That's a good deal quicker than my original game.
It was also fun to get two of the Shadow Achievements, True Neverclick and Neverclick, for reaching 1 million cookies baked without ever clicking the cookie
Shadow Achievements don't give any milk, though. Black Cat's Paw (7777 golden cookie clicks) is a shadow achievement as well. There's also one for hacking in cookies, but I don't want to get that one.
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