I think there should be a free move for "designated" players to a server of OUR choice personally.
You know something along the lines of the housing clean up.
A player spams in the SP, starts jumping around like a frenzied bunny on crack, find they cant hold on to their larva cannon without squezzing a few rounds out etc, you know all the annoying little stiff the kids do these days, We can then assign to have that player transfered.
Upon assigning a player for transfer, all their houses are packed in to their data pad, their computer crashes and when they reboot all thier toons are tied to errrrr well we can negotiate on which server we keep them tied to lol.
Oh a girl has to have her dreams you know. :P