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#1 Jul 02 2007 at 6:47 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd like to see some sweater puppies, particularly in cold zones like Qufim Island, Xarcabard, da Glacier...
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#2 Jul 02 2007 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
damn entitlement generation, expecting to see nipples at the slightest twinge of the thermometer.
#3 Jul 02 2007 at 7:20 PM Rating: Default
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Neispace wrote:
damn entitlement generation, expecting to see nipples at the slightest twinge of the thermometer.


Dude, Xarcabard and Beaucadine (gah, I can never spell that right) Glacier has freaking *blizzards*... the way that snow is blowing around, I imagine it to be at least 0F, if not lower.... -10F maybe...

Qufim, though, doesn't look all that cold, no... yeah, there's snow around, but its not That cold. No Blizzards or anything.

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#4 Jul 02 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
its fake snow. You can prance around in it virtually naked and lose no HP, and not even get a Frost effect.
#5 Jul 02 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Default
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Neispace wrote:
its fake snow. You can prance around in it virtually naked and lose no HP, and not even get a Frost effect.


What are you talking about? LOL. IRL, before the garage was completed, I used to walk out in -10F, wearing boots, shorts, and a sleeveless shirt, to sweep snow off my car with a broom, and I didn't lose HP, or get a Frost effect lol.

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#6 Jul 02 2007 at 7:39 PM Rating: Default
Alas, this post has traveled far off topic....
#7 Jul 02 2007 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
you doubt me, but go to beaucedine in your skivvies and find a nice ice lake to sit by. Nothing gets frozen. You cant even get a tan in altepa desert. Did SE nerf weather when i wasn't looking?

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Thats because noone in their right mind wants to increase nipple "drop rate."
#8 Jul 02 2007 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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So wouldnt this also technically make an effect on the male half of FFXI?

I can see it now...

"Subligar Buldge -10" :/

Sad in pants... make ladies sad ;;
#9 Jul 02 2007 at 10:22 PM Rating: Good
This has got to be the funniest thread on Alla.com.
#10 Jul 02 2007 at 11:49 PM Rating: Default
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So wouldnt this also technically make an effect on the male half of FFXI?

I can see it now...

"Subligar Buldge -10" :/

Sad in pants... make ladies sad ;;


Commence the "Second Belly Button Graphic Design Squad" Go! At least then we could wear the RSE of the opposite gender...
#11 Jul 03 2007 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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I know adventurers are strong, but for them to have their nipples poke through metal armor ...
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#12 Jul 03 2007 at 4:16 AM Rating: Good
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TheBarrister wrote:
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You, sir, have my attention.
#13 Jul 03 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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I know adventurers are strong, but for them to have their nipples poke through metal armor ...


Well... there is cloth armor... and maybe for the metal armor, u hear a small ding maybe :P

#14 Jul 03 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Default
I think the "nipple generator" will come out the same time SE allows gay marrage in game. It's projected to come out May, 2024.
#15 Jul 03 2007 at 1:37 PM Rating: Default
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I think the "nipple generator" will come out the same time SE allows gay marrage in game. It's projected to come out May, 2024.


Damn, see you in 17 then.

Original intention was a request for unisex headlight additions. I don't really care about giving it to the males personally, but hell the ladies need something to look at too.

And no Subligar Buldge -10 should never happen, if anything it should be perma-bone.
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#16 Jul 03 2007 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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And no Subligar Buldge -10 should never happen, if anything it should be perma-bone.


Well, it should be like in real life if the "bone" lasts more than 4 hours or w/e than u need to see a doctor )=
#17 Jul 03 2007 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmmm... So for the female player base that's been on since the beginning of FFXI, would they have problems sagging? For that matter players should be able to have broken bones and back problems.

I can see it now...
(Waiting at camp on Secret Beach in the Dunes)
Party: "What's taking you so long?"
(Just zoned out from Selbina about 50 minutes ago)
Player: "Forgive an Old man would you?! My walker isn't what it use to be. I would've brought my wheelchair but it's not too sand freindly."

Honestly though, this is a funny topic, and when you think about it, 3 years in real life would = a few hundred years in-game? maybe more... and we never age.
Of course I'm thankful my character never ages though because it'd suck if everyone's players died of old age and had to start a new character. Basically what you would like is a few more realistic details like nipples, maybe fingernails and toe nails that grow long enough to become claws, hair that grows, maybe some body hair that'll stand up when you are cold... there's plenty more options. Who knows maybe they'll add something one day. Give a taru body hair and you could pretend it's a Chia Pet. Well, enough of enjoying this thread, I'm off to level my NPC some.
#18 Jul 03 2007 at 9:55 PM Rating: Decent
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why was this moved? ._.... to Lineage 2...
#19 Jul 04 2007 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
I dunno. Does the Lineage II group have an affinity for nipple talk?
#20 Jul 04 2007 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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We bring you nipples as a peace offering, all ye of Lineage II. o_o
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#21 Jul 05 2007 at 8:52 AM Rating: Decent
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why was this moved? ._.... to Lineage 2...
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