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Edited, Jul 6th 2007 4:32pm by Imaelia

Edited, Jul 17th 2007 12:02am by Imaelia

Dear Peepmouse,

I have an electric personality, meaning I attract electricity! Does Middle Earth have cloud to ground lightning?

Signed,
E. P.

Dear Peepmouse,

Like yourself, I am a hobbit, but of some questionable repute. It seems my chosen vocation has turned itself in on me because I am having the most terrible dreams. At least I think they are dreams...

One night I was a terrible Orc Bowman, shoooting fire-laden arrows, cutting down elves, dwarves, men and even hobbits, well one was a politition, but he was still a hobbit. The next night I was an even scarier Uruk War-leader, whipping a phalanx of Orcs, Wargs and Spiders to massacre dozens of peoples of the noble races of Middle Earth.

Last night was the kicker though as I slunk to the lowest level. I was covered with fur, running on all-fours, slinking and ambushing poor minstrels like yourself, inflicting severe crippling wounds so my equally nasty companions could finish the job.

Perhaps a new career other than burgling?

Your Fellow Hobbit,
Dotgrim Took