Yes, coffee and chocolate go wonderfully together. I know, you want to make sure that the consumers know that you use ZOMG REALZ COFFEE, but enough. Chocolate is a perfect good on its own, adding coffee makes it a sublime perfect good, but adding your fresh roasted ground slag makes it hell on sugar. Please, for the good of coffee, for the love of chocolate, stop putting ground coffee into chocolate.
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Hahahahaha, this is totally the wrong forum.
But how else am I supposed to wake up if not ingesting massive amounts of caffeine and sugar? Preferably at the same time so I can get more done?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You only need the coffee, not the grounds! 
How the hell are you going to put coffee grounds in an IV bag? Huhinterrobang
How the hell are you going to put coffee grounds in an IV bag? Huhinterrobang
You should have posted this where it mattered.
Edit: Lol just kidding it doesn't.
( I'm all mad about you laughing and saying no in that other thread FYI. Betch.)
Edited, Apr 4th 2009 2:50am by Codyy
Edit: Lol just kidding it doesn't.
(
I'm all mad about you laughing and saying no in that other thread FYI. Betch.) Edited, Apr 4th 2009 2:50am by Codyy
Could hook the line to a coffee maker ... sounds interesting, except the whole hot scolding liquid directly into the veins part. Then again, that'll wake you up, too.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
My internal temperature is just below boiling anyway, so the hot coffee iv is really refreshing.
You know what the best part about this thread is? It will probably stay near the top of =22 for weeks, maybe even months, and not a single admin will take notice of it.
You know what the best part about this thread is? It will probably stay near the top of =22 for weeks, maybe even months, and not a single admin will take notice of it.
We can turn this into the new DRK lounge thread.
By the way, lolgaxe is the only other person in this thread that will know what the hell it is that I'm talking about.
Edited, Apr 4th 2009 6:32am by Turin
By the way, lolgaxe is the only other person in this thread that will know what the hell it is that I'm talking about.
Edited, Apr 4th 2009 6:32am by Turin
Sounds like a reason to celebrate!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GAY THREAD IS GAAAYYYYYYYWWWWRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NixNot wrote:
Yes, coffee and chocolate go wonderfully together. I know, you want to make sure that the consumers know that you use ZOMG REALZ COFFEE, but enough. Chocolate is a perfect good on its own, adding coffee makes it a sublime perfect good, but adding your fresh roasted ground slag makes it hell on sugar. Please, for the good of coffee, for the love of chocolate, stop putting ground coffee into chocolate.
xoxoxo
NixNot
xoxoxo
NixNot
It all started with chocolate covered espresso beans. Someone gave me one once and I ate it. I said, and I quote:
16 year old Poldaran wrote:
No good can come of this.
Today, here we are.
NixNot wrote:
You know what the best part about this thread is? It will probably stay near the top of =22 for weeks, maybe even months, and not a single admin will take notice of it.
Usagi might.
He just probably won't do anything about it.
He might join in.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Probably. But let's keep this going. It's nice.
I like premium mocha M&Ms.
I like premium mocha M&Ms.
I just don't need that goddamn bean in the chocolate. I would much rather have an artificial coffee flavored syrup in the middle. If you must go for the authenticity of real coffee in your recipe, you do not need to beat me over the head with it by including the part of coffee that gets thrown out.
Yeah, coffee beans themselves are pretty disgusting. Maybe a frozen chocolate bar with coffee ice cream or something...
Go with chocolate covered espresso beans.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
Go with chocolate covered espresso beans.
Those are what started this mess in the first place!
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Go with chocolate covered espresso beans.
Those are what started this mess in the first place!
Don't mind him, he lives in a circular time line or something.
Go to hell in your chocolate covered espresso beans. Beans + chocolate just dont do it. Conflicting textures or something.
Did somebody say Koffing?
Thread is now =22 relevant.
Thread is now =22 relevant.
Usagi wrote:
Thread is now =22 relevant.
Usagi, always making sure we do the right thing.
Why isn't there a chocolate, or a coffee type, in pokemon? I think they would be a boon to any well rounded pokeparty.
Edited, Apr 5th 2009 12:44pm by NixNot
Edited, Apr 5th 2009 12:44pm by NixNot
The textural conflict only improves the experience.
Your time line is too straight. Is that really what you want?
Quote:
Don't mind him, he lives in a circular time line or something.
Your time line is too straight. Is that really what you want?
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
The textural conflict only improves the experience.
Adding grit of that hardness to anything is not a pleasurable experience. With most coffee slag infused "treats" the used grounds are processed so deeply that they become sand. You can feel the enamel on your teeth grinding away as you chew. I swear, sometimes I can hear it, like nails on chalkboards.
Usagi wrote:
Did somebody say Koffing?
with rabies ...
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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