WARRIORS!!!! KNGIHTS IN SHINING ARMOR!!! MASTERS OF MELEE COMBAT, SECOND TO NONE!
I CALL UPON YOU ALL
FOR DAYS NOW, ALL I CAN READ IN THE WARRIOR FORUM IS HOW WE HAVE BEEN NERFED FROM THE TIP OF OUR SWORDS, STILL STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES WHOSE THROATS WE HAVE SLICED OPEN BEFORE, TO THE BOTTOM OF OUR PLATE BOOTS, STILL FRESH WITH THE CRAP LEFT FROM WHEN WE SHOVED IT UP OUR ENEMY'S A-HOLES!
NO OTHER CLASS HAVE I SEEN WITH SUCH NERFS...AND I SEE A REASON FOR IT.
WE ARE A CLASS UNIQUE TO THE REST! WE ARE MASTERS OF MELEE. UNMOVABLE WALLS. UNSTOPPABLE TRAINS! WE NEED NO SUCH PUSS-*** MOVES AS VANISH LIKE A COWARDLY ROGUE....AND WE NEED NO SUCH ABILITIES AS HEALS AND BUBBLES FOR WHICH OUR PLATE WEARING SMALL *****'ED PALADIN COUSINS DO. WE DO NOT NEED DIRTY ***** SEX DEMON MMINIONS AND DOTS, AS WARLOCKS AND PREISTS DO. WE NEED NOT MAX RANGE FROST BOLTS TO CHEAPLY KITE OUR OPONENTS AS MAGES DO... AND WE NEED NO SUCH CHEAP SHOT MOVES AS TRAPS IN COMBAT AS OUR ANIMAL MOLESTING GOAT ******* HUNTER FRIENDS DO... NO MY FRIENDS, WE NEED NOT SUCH ABILITIES. BECAUSE WE ARE CHAMPIONS AT WHAT WE DO AND MASTERS OF COMBAT! GLORY TO THE WARRIOR CLASS..NERFED OR NOT, I WILL NOT ONCE RECONSIDER REROLLING, AND I AM EMBARASSED TO SEE SOME OF OUR PLAYERS LEAVE SO QUICKLY! I SAY TO THEE " LEAVE NOW AND PLAY A HUNTER...FOR YOUR NOOB *** RELYS NOT ON SKILL AND METTLE, BUT ON EASY PWNAGE AND SPAMING BUTTONS..I WOULD RATHER FALL IN BATTLE GLORIOUSLY LEADING THE CHARGE TEN THOUSAND TIMES, THEN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF KITING SOMEONE ONCE"
THE FOOLS AT BLIZZARD NERFED US..BECAUSE TOO MANY CLASSES GOT PWNED BY US. NOT BECAUSE WE WERE OVERPOWERED, BUT BECAUSE WE WERE MEN WITH NERVES OF STEEL, AND LIGHTNING QUICK FINGERS WHICH THE WOMEN WE PLEASE LOVE OH SO MUCH.
TO BLIZZARD I SAY TO THEE "NERF US SOME MORE YOU BASTARDS! FOR YOU WILL NOT BREAK THE IRON WILL OF THE WARRIOR CLASS! AND WE WILL PREVAIL! WE WILL FIND A WAY TO PWN EVERY CLASSES FACE ONCE AGAIN! WE WILL BE FEARED! AND WE WILL NOT STOP!"
WARRIORS OF SKILL...WARRIORS OF MIGHT...WARRIORS OF CUNNING...I CALL UPON THEE! NOT TO SPEAK OF HOW WE HAVE BEEN NERFED ANYMORE! BUT TO SPEAK OF WHAT WE CAN DO TO GET OUR CLASS BACK ONTOP OF THE GAME! PLACE YOUR STRATEGIES AND IDEAS HERE! I REFUSE TO LET OUR CLASS BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! AND I REFUSE TO SIT BY AND WATCH AS SO MANY PLAYERS CONSIDER REROLLING! VETERANS AND NOOBS ALIKE...BAND TOGETHER, AND REBUILD OUR WARRIOR CLASS! LETS SHOW THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHAT WARRIORS ARE CAPABLE OF!!!
this post is not meant to offend any player of other classes so if your gonna start, stfu before hand