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#22927 Jul 24 2013 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
Hello, people. Yes, I'm alive.
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#22928 Jul 24 2013 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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cynyck wrote:
Why is it that when [...]
Because boobs.
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#22929 Jul 24 2013 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
cynyck wrote:
Why is it that when [...]
Because boobs.
And available, sort of anyway.
#22930 Jul 24 2013 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
cynyck wrote:
Why is it that when digg said he was sick I thought, "well, it sounds like he survived," and when Aeth said it was oppressively hot I thought, "yeah, heat sucks."

But when PT said she was sick I thought, "oh, poor girl, I hope she's O.K. She needs some medical advice. I should make a post on reddit to have people send her free pizza." Smiley: laugh


Aww, that's so sweet! Smiley: grin You males are weird though. I feel bad whenever anyone posts that they are sick. I'm feeling better today though. No more body aches and my throat isn't quite so sore nor closed up. Still not at 100%, but I'm getting there. Also, pizza is terrible for sore throats with all the cheese and stuff. Still tastes yummy.

Yay Dave is alive! Whatcha been up to Dave?
#22931 Jul 24 2013 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Aww, that's so sweet! Smiley: grin You males are weird though really like boobs.

#22932 Jul 24 2013 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
You males are weird though.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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#22933 Jul 24 2013 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
I got lucky though. I am less crazy than most because my men are less stupid than most. The ones who end up being of average or above average stupidity get found out pretty quickly and axed from my life.
#22934 Jul 24 2013 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
The ones who end up being of average or above average stupidity get found out pretty quickly and axed from my life.
OH GOD YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER! Smiley: eek
#22935 Jul 24 2013 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
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Black Widow.
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#22936 Jul 24 2013 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:


Yay Dave is alive! Whatcha been up to Dave?

Work, school, and a suddenly resparked interest in WoW, which I probably use to channel my anger against my boss. How about you?
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#22937 Jul 24 2013 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
Plundering and wenching. Smiley: grin
#22938 Jul 24 2013 at 4:16 PM Rating: Good
Also, I just found a mouse swimming in my toilet. My primary took it outside and let it go. I was like Smiley: eek not out of being scared because rodents don't scare me, but because I was so stunned I didn't know what to do.
#22939 Jul 24 2013 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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Throw a cat at it and then watch as the cat slowly tortures the mouse to death.
#22940 Jul 24 2013 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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At least chew more thoroughly.
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#22941 Jul 25 2013 at 2:51 AM Rating: Good
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So, at the bar I work at Wednesday nights are Karaoke nights. There are some truly awful sounds that come out of a few of those people's mouths, but that's not the point of this post.

The DJ that comes in and runs the Karaoke nights is a really cool guy, and for the last song every week he plays this song (complete with the video playing on the 200 inch projector screen):

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/233910/ NSFW

While encouraging girls to bare their breasts.

Yeah, they do it pretty frequently, as by this point there's usually some hammered chicks.

I love this bar.
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#22942 Jul 25 2013 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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Smart DJ.
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#22943 Jul 25 2013 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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It doesn't take too much to get drunk college girls to show their tits.
#22944 Jul 25 2013 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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There is a trend developing. Well, since the first post in this thread actually but on this page it is clearly developing and the subject of that trend is boobs. Especially when you consider that cupcake is a code word for boobs.

Of course, I realize there are other code words used, such as mouse, cat, cheesecake, stout, cream, cherry, tacos, and cannoli, but those are code words for things different from, though closely related to, boobs.

Boobs it is, then.

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#22945 Jul 25 2013 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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Horse should rename the thread to the Boobs Appreciation Thread.
#22946 Jul 25 2013 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It doesn't take too much to get drunk college girls to show their tits.


Oh no, I'm home for the summer. These aren't college age girls, the average age at this place is probably about 30.

So... I've seen some scary tits, I've seen some nice ones.
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#22947 Jul 25 2013 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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Ohh, hunting for milfs and cougars eh?
#22948 Jul 25 2013 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Gmilfs, actually.
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#22949 Jul 25 2013 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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Skwisgaar of the Seven Seas wrote:
Gmilfs, actually.
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#22950 Jul 25 2013 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gratz on your 38k ding lolgaxe.
#22951 Jul 25 2013 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yay unding ding.

I'll do something over 40k.


Edited, Jul 25th 2013 3:50pm by lolgaxe
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