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#23252 Aug 04 2013 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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#23253 Aug 04 2013 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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For something completely different, I'm re playing the Assassin's Creed series and it just cracks me up how you are "blending in" when you hire a group of prostitutes.

Because if one thing can make a guy in shining armor who's armed to the teeth look inconspicuous it's being surrounded by a group of scantily clad ladies.
#23254 Aug 04 2013 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Further proof of the values of gays in the armed forces.Smiley: grin
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#23255 Aug 04 2013 at 8:18 PM Rating: Good
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Pfft, the gays would be easily charmed by Ezio. Hardly a problem.
#23256 Aug 05 2013 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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100% true, would tap Ezio. Young, old, don't care.
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#23257 Aug 05 2013 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Imagine a soccer team that has the insane budget to assemble one of the best teams in the league - nothing but really expensive talent for both players and coaches.
The Yankees' budget is like three times more than the Mets, and the Mets are well below the league average. Smiley: frown
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#23258 Aug 05 2013 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Because if one thing can make a guy in shining armor who's armed to the teeth look inconspicuous it's being surrounded by a group of scantily clad ladies.
Well of course, I thought that was common knowledge, along with the fact those scantily clad women have a higher armor rating than you. Smiley: wink
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#23259 Aug 05 2013 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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That only goes if you can play as a woman, because what's the point of a female character if you can't look at an *** with a poor excuse for a thong as armor?
#23260 Aug 05 2013 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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#23261 Aug 05 2013 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That only goes if you can play as a woman, because what's the point of a female character if you can't look at an *** with a poor excuse for a thong as armor?
You use them to mooch gold and help from other players, of course.
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#23262 Aug 05 2013 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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After watching the gameplay videos of ESO, I'm really not that interested.

I WANT to be interest. And there's stuff there I think sounds nice. But it's mostly that I am not interested in a PVP-oriented game, that I'm not interested in a class-focused Elder Scrolls game, and that it just doesn't feel like an ES game to me at all. ES games are about wandering the world, collecting a lot of useless ****, and chasing butterflies.

If I can't buy a house and fill it with 600 brooms I stole, it's just not the same.
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#23263 Aug 05 2013 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wait... they have classes? Like "I'm a mage" kind of stuff?
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#23264 Aug 05 2013 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
100% true, would tap Ezio. Young, old, don't care.


Even I can appreciate Ezio's rugged handsomeness.

And the guy curses in Italian, which is just badass.
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#23265 Aug 05 2013 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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And the guy curses in Italian, which is just badass.
I usually mumble "porca troia" under my breath when I'm really frustrated.
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#23266 Aug 05 2013 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That only goes if you can play as a woman, because what's the point of a female character if you can't look at an *** with a poor excuse for a thong as armor?

Smiley: glare

I haven't gotten that far in the AC series yet. I'm still only about half way through the first one I think. Right now I'm replaying FF Tactics. Only took me about a week to get caught up to where I was last time I played it about 5 years ago, which is the start of chapter 3. This time, I'm going to finish it.
#23267 Aug 05 2013 at 12:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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2 i way better than one. if you got bored just move on to the second installment
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#23268 Aug 05 2013 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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I quite like the first one but it's definitely not as refined as 2. I still liked 1 though and bits of the story do come back later.
#23269 Aug 05 2013 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
After I beat Tactics I may just do that. I could always read up on the plot online somewhere.
#23270 Aug 06 2013 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
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The plot in AC1 gets pretty cool near the end, although you're only at sequence 3 out of 10. :P

That said, if you only do the minimum and don't go do all the mini quests (you only need 3 for info, I think) and save the citizens etc you can get most kills done very quickly.
#23271 Aug 06 2013 at 2:57 AM Rating: Good
Problem being I've played too many RPG's and I'm a completionist. It is really hard for me not to do everything possible lol.
#23272 Aug 06 2013 at 3:54 AM Rating: Good
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Just don't try to collect the flags. You don't get anything for them (except an achievement if you play on Xbox or PS).
#23273 Aug 06 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Wait... they have classes? Like "I'm a mage" kind of stuff?


Yeah. Yeah they do. I was not thrilled.

And AC2 was definitely my favorite of the 3 I have played.
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#23274 Aug 06 2013 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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They probably went with that to avoid too much flavour of the month switching going on.
#23275 Aug 06 2013 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Wait... they have classes? Like "I'm a mage" kind of stuff?


Yeah. Yeah they do. I was not thrilled.
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Everything I've heard about this game so far disappoints me greatly. A class-based, PvP-orientated game is not at all what I would have expected from an ES MMO. I hope they know what they're doing because at this point they seem to be taking the best features of the series and throwing them in the toilet. It's certainly targeting a difference audience than their single-player games.

I'm bracing for a SWTOR-style flop at this point.

Edited, Aug 6th 2013 8:40am by someproteinguy
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#23276 Aug 06 2013 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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I want STAR WARS: GALAXIES 2, dammit.

SWTOR was more of a multiplayer KOTOR 3. I want sandbox!
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