To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To know the answer to that question, you must obtain enlightenment by pulling your bottom lip over you head and swallowing. At the same time, trying to shove your head up your ***. Once this act is comple, you become one with The Great Wombat and shall know all answers.