I would have to say that my favorite is the shoe-on-a-stick because we all know that spiders can only be stomped on with shoes. Thats a lesson for all of you that try to use newspapers.
Hehe, the noodle cooler on that same image isn't a bad idea either.
Yep, until the noodles get sucked into that massive fan power. Then you better be wearing one of those face shield things to keep the noodle fragments out of your hair.
Next time I have to "go" in the woods, I want that toilet paper roll on my head, freeing my hands up to get the poison ivy off my a$$. And if I see a bug, I can take off one of my shoes and whack it, without dropping my toilet paper.
Wouldn't it be wierd to go to Japan and see all of them playing pokemon, wearing toilet paper for a hat, walking down the road with a giant swiss army knife, and occasionally sleeping with a stand up sleeping rest?