Does this put me on the chart?Follow

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ******* to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, You dig? farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for the carnival, you dig? And to start with, it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. After a while, the *** started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared... and his *** would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the ******* would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags. Nobody loved it. And it wanted to be kissed, same as any other mouth. Finally, it talked all the time, day and night. You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up, beating at it with his fists, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good, and the ******* said to him "It is you who will shut up in the end, not me because we don't need you around here anymore. I can talk and eat and ****." After that, he began waking up in the morning with transparent jelly, like a tadpole's tail, all over his mouth. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands, like burning gasoline jelly, and grow there. So, finally, his mouth sealed over, and the whole head amputated spontaneously except for the eyes, you dig? That's the one thing that the ******* couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes. Nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied. So, the brain couldn't give orders anymore. It was trapped inside the skull, sealed off. For a while, you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes. And then finally the brain must have died because the eyes went out and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.

That was creepy. Just so you know.

Yeah I'm totally not sitting through that whole video... PFORU.

Dear @#%^ing god, it is everything Mindel stands against. I passed that the first time because I needed to sign in for it. Then I remembered I had a sign it from a long time ago when someone posted a bunch of black guys having sex with an ottoman in the FFXI beastmaster forum.

Then I remembered I had a sign it from a long time ago when someone posted a bunch of black guys having sex with an ottoman in the FFXI beastmaster forum.