Okay, I saw this on the way home from work and I decided to make a demotivational poster from it. However I can't think of any good captions for it, so I turn to you for help. I would like a caption dealing with delivery services; you can mention FedEx, USPS, UPS, etc.
The person with the best caption as voted by the OOT will get the first copy of the poster (if they want it).
Edited, Oct 5th 2010 7:11pm by Shaowstrike
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They misspelled Thermopylae.
Your game is bizarre, and would probably make sense if I'd ever watched 300.
NixNot wrote:
Your game is bizarre, and would probably make sense if I'd ever watched 300.
Here is a cliff note for you.
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Package? Have you gone mad? There's no package to be delivered now. Only return to sender... or death.
SPARTA
Better hope that package doesn't have any heads of conquered kings.
Better hope that package doesn't have any heads of conquered kings.
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NixNot wrote:
Your game is bizarre, and would probably make sense if I'd ever watched 300.
Hmmm Brown on yellow no outlet......
UPS: Brown we can do that, but we only swing one way.
or
You need 300 what!,To where! Today!....Fedex....Sameday delivery.
UPS: Brown we can do that, but we only swing one way.
or
You need 300 what!,To where! Today!....Fedex....Sameday delivery.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Ok I got one, what do you think:
Sparta
Choose your delivery times carefully.
Sparta
Choose your delivery times carefully.
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"This is Sparta?!"
"Where is Sparta?"
"Where is Sparta?"
This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. We are not your UPS.
"Because only Spartan women give birth to real men."
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Rhodekylle wrote:
This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. We are not your UPS.
Win.
Shaowstrike wrote:
NixNot wrote:
Your game is bizarre, and would probably make sense if I'd ever watched 300.
Here is a cliff note for you.
Sparta:
"Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night."
"Come back with your shield, or on it."
"Freedom isn't free at all"
"Spartans never surrender!"
"tonight, we dine in hell!"
"Those behind cry, 'FORWARD!' Those in front cry, 'BACK!'"
"Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night."
"Come back with your shield, or on it."
"Freedom isn't free at all"
"Spartans never surrender!"
"tonight, we dine in hell!"
"Those behind cry, 'FORWARD!' Those in front cry, 'BACK!'"
This. Is. A. CULL DE SAC!!!!!
[or CUL if you don't want the culling wordplay]
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 1:44am by acprog
[or CUL if you don't want the culling wordplay]
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 1:44am by acprog
Since 1 March 2004
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Since the interest in this challenge has waned from the minuscule amount it started with, I will make posters from a few of the suggestions.
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 7:52am by Shaowstrike
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 7:52am by Shaowstrike
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
acprog wrote:
This. Is. A. CULL DE SAC!!!!!
[or CUL if you don't want the culling wordplay]
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 1:44am by acprog
[or CUL if you don't want the culling wordplay]
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 1:44am by acprog
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