So you think you had a hard childhood? Well f**k you, it's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my *** out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend was this f**ker next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. It's not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a ****** or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
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My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
Allegory wrote:
So you think you had a hard childhood? Well f**k you, it's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my *** out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend was this f**ker next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. It's not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a ****** or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
Can't decide between randomly saying "your mom" or hugging Allegory.
We all know my actual decision.
That's some great Pinocchio fanfic.
Love,
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Did you ever become a pokemon master?
NixNot wrote:
Did you ever become a pokemon master?
Haven't you seen Allegory's video biography? The Pokemon League falls and he turns into Michael Vick.
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I had them all once..and then lost them.
I lost my pokeballs q.p
I lost my pokeballs q.p
This is delicious pasta.
Just as Planned.
eiran wrote:
We all know my actual decision.
No I love steak, chicken, and some pork products but I won't touch the 3 unknown meats...
Hotdogs, sausage, and chicken nuggets.
I eat the meat like God intended chop off the horns, snout, and tail slap it on the burner. thats the only way i eat meat.
I cook my own food and i'm a damn fine cheif too.
I make all kinds of food and its all worthy of a 5 star restaruant. When i go visit my family they have me cook cause i'm the best at it. My steaks are to die for.
Hotdogs, sausage, and chicken nuggets.
I eat the meat like God intended chop off the horns, snout, and tail slap it on the burner. thats the only way i eat meat.
I cook my own food and i'm a damn fine cheif too.
I make all kinds of food and its all worthy of a 5 star restaruant. When i go visit my family they have me cook cause i'm the best at it. My steaks are to die for.
And Pikachu pee'd on your foot?
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