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#1 Jan 30 2011 at 5:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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I need to go to the grocery store, but I don't WANT to go to the grocery store.
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#2 Jan 30 2011 at 5:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why is there no "build grocery getting robot, send it to store, watch in horror as it goes berserk and kills all mankind, then eat nachos" option?
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#3 Jan 30 2011 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Just get your groceries delivered, like Catt.
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#4 Jan 30 2011 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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ALSO GOOD OPTIONS.
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#5 Jan 30 2011 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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Call your ex and guilt him into getting groceries for you.
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#6 Jan 30 2011 at 5:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Call your ex and guilt him into getting groceries for you.


He's too young to have money.

And drive.

And cross the street.
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#7 Jan 30 2011 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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Wait, this isn't one of Nix's attention threads? My bad. Smiley: um
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#8 Jan 30 2011 at 5:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Wait, this isn't one of Nix's attention threads? My bad. Smiley: um
Smiley: lol
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#9 Jan 30 2011 at 6:38 PM Rating: Good
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Live off of scraps of food in your cupboard and water until you find a time you want to get to the store. Last week I think I ate cereal for supper twice because I was too lazy to go to the grocery store.
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#10 Jan 30 2011 at 7:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.netgrocer.com/
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#11 Jan 30 2011 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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Eat your neighbors.
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#12 Jan 30 2011 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Your lolibreakfast machine won't work overtime?
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#13 Jan 30 2011 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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Eat your neighbors.
Preferably ones who just got back from the grocery store.
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#14 Jan 30 2011 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Allegory wrote:
Your lolibreakfast machine won't work overtime?
She only cooks breakfast food, which I do like, but sometimes I want something besides pancakes and bacon.
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#15 Jan 30 2011 at 7:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Usagi wrote:
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Your lolibreakfast machine won't work overtime?
She only cooks breakfast food, which I do like, but sometimes I want something besides pancakes and bacon.
Waffles and bacon. Or bacon and bacon.
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#16 Jan 30 2011 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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Usagi wrote:
sometimes I want something besides... bacon.

Get the fudge out.
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#17 Jan 30 2011 at 8:17 PM Rating: Good
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Marry me. I provide breakfast and other stuff... Oh yeah, married!
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#18 Jan 30 2011 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
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Get them delivered!!! I love PeaPod! It's also kind of nice that my X's new girlfriend drives the truck in our area so I get to say my greetings as I watch her bring my bags to me.
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#19 Jan 30 2011 at 9:50 PM Rating: Good
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Dude get a Prime subscription and buy all of your groceries through Amazon

Or pretend to be a student so you get free Prime.
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#20 Jan 31 2011 at 2:07 AM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
Dude get a Prime subscription and buy all of your groceries through Amazon

Or pretend to be a student so you get free Prime.
I thought you were joking, but holy ****. They have a grocery section. They sell raw meat, among other things.


I'm ordering some of the ingredients I need for a few of the things in my anime cookbook as soon as I get home.
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#21 Jan 31 2011 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Dude get a Prime subscription and buy all of your groceries through Amazon

Or pretend to be a student so you get free Prime.
I thought you were joking, but holy @#%^. They have a grocery section. They sell raw meat, among other things.
That sounds like such a bad idea, however its also probably the greatest idea of all time.
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#22 Jan 31 2011 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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That sounds like such a bad idea, however its also probably the greatest idea of all time.
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#23 Jan 31 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Dude get a Prime subscription and buy all of your groceries through Amazon

Or pretend to be a student so you get free Prime.
I thought you were joking, but holy @#%^. They have a grocery section. They sell raw meat, among other things.
That sounds like such a bad idea, however its also probably the greatest idea of all time.
INTERNET:That sounds like such a bad idea, however its also probably the greatest idea of all time.

Edited, Jan 31st 2011 2:42pm by Sweetums
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#24 Jan 31 2011 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I thought you were joking, but holy @#%^. They have a grocery section. They sell raw meat, among other things.


I'm ordering some of the ingredients I need for a few of the things in my anime cookbook as soon as I get home.


Just make sure you don't include it with the uranium order for your yellow cake or you may never see it.
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#25 Jan 31 2011 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Dude get a Prime subscription and buy all of your groceries through Amazon

Or pretend to be a student so you get free Prime.
I thought you were joking, but holy @#%^. They have a grocery section. They sell raw meat, among other things.
That sounds like such a bad idea, however its also probably the greatest idea of all time.
INTERNET:That sounds like such a bad idea, however its also probably the greatest idea of all time.

Edited, Jan 31st 2011 2:42pm by Sweetums


Some part of me replaced "Internet" with "Telnet" in this. Then I realised that would make the statement completely nonsensical.
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