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#1 Jul 03 2011 at 8:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totally hate wearing a ring.

Also, someone ripped off my cash bar for ~$600.
#2 Jul 03 2011 at 8:23 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Jul 03 2011 at 8:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now your kitchen is complete.
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#4 Jul 03 2011 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
Yodabunny wrote:
Totally hate wearing a ring.

Also, someone ripped off my cash bar for ~$600.
Grats, guy!

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#5 Jul 03 2011 at 8:41 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations!

Smiley: laugh @ gaxe.
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#6 Jul 03 2011 at 9:26 PM Rating: Good
Congrats!

And lolgaxe wins this thread.
#7 Jul 03 2011 at 9:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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grats, and thanks for the cash
#8 Jul 03 2011 at 9:48 PM Rating: Good
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grats, and thanks for the cash


You *******!

Smiley: lol
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#9 Jul 03 2011 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny's a dude? Huh.


Gratz 'n' stuff!Smiley: yippee
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#10 Jul 03 2011 at 10:01 PM Rating: Good
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Condolences.
#11 Jul 03 2011 at 10:03 PM Rating: Good
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Condolences.
That, too.Smiley: frown
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#12 Jul 03 2011 at 11:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Yodabunny wrote:
Totally hate wearing a ring.

Also, someone ripped off my cash bar for ~$600.


That's what you get for having a cash bar in the first place you cheap *******. Also, grats.
#13 Jul 03 2011 at 11:02 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, look on the bright side! Sex WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.

Hehehe.
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Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

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#14 Jul 03 2011 at 11:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Yodabunny wrote:
Totally hate wearing a ring.

Also, someone ripped off my cash bar for ~$600.

Damn, get owned. Smiley: dubious
#15 Jul 03 2011 at 11:30 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, look on the bright side! Sex WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.

Hehehe.

No he is now married he will get it once a year on his birthday and not a minute before.
#16 Jul 03 2011 at 11:39 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for explaining the joke. Smiley: disappointed
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#17 Jul 03 2011 at 11:51 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for explaining the joke. Smiley: disappointed


It's funny because he didn't get the joke, thought he was making his own joke, and ended up just re-explaining the currently existing joke.
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#18 Jul 03 2011 at 11:53 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
Totally hate wearing a ring.

Also, someone ripped off my cash bar for ~$600.


That's what you get for having a cash bar in the first place you cheap *******. Also, grats.
The decision may not have been made to be cheap. It may have been made to reduce the chances of someone getting ********* and puking on the wedding cake.


It would have been a sensible reason and a sign that she's already sucked all the fun out of Yodabunny's soul. No escape now. Grats anyway. Smiley: tongue
#19 Jul 03 2011 at 11:59 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for explaining the joke. Smiley: disappointed

Anytime
#20 Jul 04 2011 at 8:00 AM Rating: Decent
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It was a stupid cheap cash bar. Wine was free and kept stocked on the tables all night. Anything non-booze was free. We charged basically cost for shots, nothing more. It was more of a "I'm not paying for everyone to get destroyed at my wedding" and frankly people over do it when it's free.

They overdid it anyway. Particularly my bar tender who had to be carried out to a cab at midnight...and my sister, who spent the night in jail and has now been charged with assault X 2 and her boyfriend assault X 4...

I spent $900+ on booze. We left with $138 and very little booze. 2 of my friends combined spent more than we brought home. I'm also missing a case of wine bottles so people were taking them home I assume.

I had a blast though and so did the wife.
#21 Jul 04 2011 at 8:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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They overdid it anyway. Particularly my bar tender who had to be carried out to a cab at midnight...and my sister, who spent the night in jail and has now been charged with assault X 2 and her boyfriend assault X 4...
Amateurs.
#22 Jul 04 2011 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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They overdid it anyway. Particularly my bar tender who had to be carried out to a cab at midnight...and my sister, who spent the night in jail and has now been charged with assault X 2 and her boyfriend assault X 4...
I had no idea that you were Irish.
#23 Jul 04 2011 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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#24 Jul 04 2011 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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So happy for you and your successfully Irish Wedding =D
#25 Jul 04 2011 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
That honestly sounded like an epic Irish(ish) wedding. I'm glad that you and Mrs. Yodabunny had a good time.
#26 Jul 04 2011 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats on the death sentence.

Sorry about the lost moneys.
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