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#1 Aug 22 2011 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
So, I just started college today. As in, I just moved in and am typing this from my dorm room less than an hour and a half after my parents have left.

At the moment, I'm bored. So, to make a long thread short, what are the things you wish someone had told you when you first started college?
#2 Aug 22 2011 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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Small fridge full of booze: The best worst idea ever.

Or the worst best idea.

Edited, Aug 22nd 2011 3:16pm by lolgaxe
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#3 Aug 22 2011 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
One of my roommate's a "sophmore/junior mix kinda thing" (and 20), so it'd be a lot easier for him to get a minifridge full of booze than me. I'd just mooch off of him, most likely.
#4 Aug 22 2011 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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IDrownFish wrote:
So, I just started college today. As in, I just moved in and am typing this from my dorm room less than an hour and a half after my parents have left.

At the moment, I'm bored. So, to make a long thread short, what are the things you wish someone had told you when you first started college?


1) There's a fungus on the bathroom floor.

2) Your roommate will forget and walk in on you and your GF.

3) Coin operated dryers are the devil.

4) Rice & spam will taste better than the cafeteria food, and you'll be less constipated.



Edited, Aug 22nd 2011 12:48pm by someproteinguy
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#5 Aug 22 2011 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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You don't want to do this again when you're 32, married and working full time or something so pay some damn attention to something besides the booze, GF's and floor fungi.
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#6 Aug 22 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Make the effort to meet people. Your best friends will come from college if you bother to make them.
#7 Aug 22 2011 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Make the effort to meet people. Your best friends will come from college if you bother to make them.


This, so much. Not only that, there's a strong chance that the people that you meet freshman year will be the ones that you're closest with throughout school.

I wasn't very social in high school, and when I went to college I made a concerted effort to change that. I basically acted 180 degrees differently...I went to every event and party. I drank, I was boisterous and social. Basically just opened myself up to a lot of new experiences (excepting any drugs, though). It worked great, and I highly recommend it.

Edited, Aug 22nd 2011 3:51pm by Eske
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#9 Aug 22 2011 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
You don't want to do this again when you're 32, married and working full time or something so pay some damn attention to something besides the booze, GF's and floor fungi.


That and college doesn't get you a job. Get those work-study jobs and internships going, or you'll have gone $40k in debt and end up selling used cars.

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I don't even know why they have the other type anymore...

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#10 Aug 22 2011 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Meeting people and going to social events (even those that seems boring) is a good idea.

Additionally, join a club related to your major or start looking for internships as soon as you can. When it comes to jobs, 4.0s mean nothing and social networking is huge.
#11 Aug 22 2011 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
Issues with some of the above suggestions: I'm leave this college next year, hopefully.

So, I didn't get into the college I wanted to go to, but they said "Hey, go to a satellite school of ours and make a 3.2 or higher. We'll give you automatic admission your sophomore year."

So that's what I'm doing. Needless to say, though, I'm going to be as social as possible in the short time I'm here, despite the fact that I'll only be here a year.

Yes, my dorm is co-ed. The only non-co-ed dorms here are all women. And the laundry machines are free. Which is awesome.
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#13 Aug 22 2011 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
IDrownFish wrote:
Issues with some of the above suggestions: I'm leave this college next year, hopefully.

So, I didn't get into the college I wanted to go to, but they said "Hey, go to a satellite school of ours and make a 3.2 or higher. We'll give you automatic admission your sophomore year."
In that case, don't skip class. Pay attention to your homework and studying, and a 3.2 should be easy.
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#15 Aug 22 2011 at 5:23 PM Rating: Good
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Get a suicidal roommate so you get an A for the semester.
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#16 Aug 22 2011 at 5:26 PM Rating: Good
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Get a suicidal roommate so you get an A for the semester.


Also, watch Dead Man on Campus. But do not play the drinking game: "Drink every time they mention death." Wow that was a rough night.
#17 Aug 22 2011 at 5:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Find the biggest ***** on campus and get the nerdy kid laid so he helps you keep a 4.0 from day one.
#18 Aug 22 2011 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
All valid suggestions. Thank you.
#19 Aug 22 2011 at 6:59 PM Rating: Excellent
#20 Aug 22 2011 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good


lmao.

so true.

I say go to any free event hosted by the college. As said, get to know people. But not them creepy looking ones. Leave them alone.
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#21 Aug 22 2011 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Dyadem wrote:
Get a suicidal roommate so you get an A for the semester.


Also, watch Dead Man on Campus. But do not play the drinking game: "Drink every time they mention death." Wow that was a rough night.


I played a Lord of the Rings drinking game with friends. Only rule, drink when they say ring.

WOW.

It was the extended edition of the first movie, which just adds more discourse. We actually made it to the council of Elrond (which seriously did us in).
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#22 Aug 22 2011 at 11:08 PM Rating: Good
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Watch out, and do not let your beer pong partner fall into the bonfire. You will lose badly.
#23 Aug 23 2011 at 12:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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You can't smell your own breath, brush your teeth every day no matter what.

You are better looking than you think you are. Seriously. No matter what age you are.

You are being hit on more often than you think you are. Your social radar is defective and needs more practise.
#24 Aug 23 2011 at 2:11 AM Rating: Good
Prepare to be underwhelmed.
#25 Aug 23 2011 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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#26 Aug 23 2011 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
Study more. Drink less. That is all.
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