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#27 Sep 04 2011 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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Bottle of Patron. But don't listen to me, I was the designated driver for my 21st birthday outing. That's sad, huh?
#28 Sep 04 2011 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
Taking this all into consideration... I think I'm going to definitely go with one of the interestingly shaped bottles, either the skull or the guns, and I also really like the idea of buying something that's intended to age, because I'm sentimental like that.

Sadly, I probably won't be getting wasted on the night of my birthday. My birthday is Tuesday, first day of class is Wednesday and I have a 9am class. Just my luck, twenty-one years of waiting and that happens.
#29 Sep 04 2011 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
I didn't get wasted on my 21st. Heck I've never been wasted.
Whats the fun in not remembering what you did?
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#30 Sep 04 2011 at 10:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I didn't get wasted on my 21st. Heck I've never been wasted.
Whats the fun in not remembering what you did?
Finding out what you did through the grape vine over the next several weeks. :D
#31 Sep 05 2011 at 12:59 AM Rating: Good
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Showing up to class still drunk from the party the day before on your first day of class? Instant win.
#32 Sep 05 2011 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
Codyy wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
I didn't get wasted on my 21st. Heck I've never been wasted.
Whats the fun in not remembering what you did?
Finding out what you did through the grape vine over the next several weeks. :D
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#33 Sep 05 2011 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
I didn't get wasted on my 21st. Heck I've never been wasted.
Whats the fun in not remembering what you did?

I've always felt that most everyone that uses the "I don't remember LOL I WAS WASTED" line is full of ****. One exception being when large quantities of other intoxicants like Rx pills are involved. The other being borderline and up alcoholics that have a high enough tolerance to still function near coherently after an entire bottle of heavy liquor. When casual/social drinkers get to the blackout stage they're either sick or unconscious.

They probably knew what they were doing and enjoyed whatever immoral/retarded deed was done to the fullest extent.
#34 Sep 05 2011 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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Tarub wrote:
Bottles/sh*t to keep : or eyes of the village tequila (silver teq is shaped like a 47 magnum, and gold teq is shaped like a colt 45. tons of fun to pretend shoot with your bottles as you get wasted)

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#35 Sep 05 2011 at 7:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Admiral Lubriderm wrote:
Codyy wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
I didn't get wasted on my 21st. Heck I've never been wasted.
Whats the fun in not remembering what you did?
Finding out what you did through the grape vine over the next several weeks. :D
This


This never happens anymore. Your entire night was probably videotaped by your friends. You learn about it the morning after when you log on facebook.
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#36 Sep 05 2011 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
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my mistake, its sons (hijos) of the village, not eyes (ojos) of the village.

http://www.thisnext.com/item/549363CB/Tequila-In-A-Gun-Bottle-HIJOS

Gold ^

Can't find a decent picture of the silver, but it looks much better imho. Little salt, little lime, makes for a good 21st. Buy some margarita mix in case someone doesn't do shost, and you're set.


EDIT: found silver: v

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=HIJOS+DE+VILLA&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1680&bih=933&tbm=isch&tbnid=HhkKARgRQpRPnM:&imgrefurl=http://www.alibaba.com/product-free/118945068/Tequila_Hijos_de_Villa.html&docid=WnVBAHyf8lKUuM&w=800&h=532&ei=jNVkTvPzLpDJsQKwk_TPCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=376&vpy=404&dur=393&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=160&ty=84&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=186&start=0&ndsp=42&ved=1t:429,r:35,s:0



Edited, Sep 5th 2011 8:01am by Tarub
#37 Sep 05 2011 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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Tommy Guns Vodka is fun too, but tequila is the way to go for a 21st birthday party.
#38 Sep 05 2011 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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Wow Codyy, you'll be 21 tomorrow! Crazy that I remember you when you were like 15... Happy early bday!

As far as alcohol goes, I don't really like it. It all tastes the same to me - rubbing alcohol. Granted, I can still tell you what I've drank, and most of them (if you drink enough) will get you f*cked up.

If you don't like the alcohol taste, go with some Schnapps. Mixed with Sprite, it will taste just like koolaide. Most types of Schnapps have around 20% alcohol so it'll take a lot to get you drunk. If you do get drunk off it, it probably won't be pleasant though.

Jack Daniels will get you drunk fast. I don't enjoy the taste, though.

Of course everyone knows of Jager bombs. Jagermeister mixed with Red Bull. Jager alone tastes a lot like cough syrup. It'll still get you drunk fast.

Crown Royal mixed with Coke helps get rid of the rubbing alcohol taste. It'll also get you drunk pretty fast.

One of the few drinks I enjoy drinking would be Hypnotic mixed with Orange Juice. Hypnotic also has about the same alcohol content as Schnapps, so it'll take quite a bit to get you drunk.

#39 Sep 05 2011 at 7:55 PM Rating: Good
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Crown Royal mixed with Coke helps get rid of the rubbing alcohol taste. It'll also get you drunk pretty fast.


This, but I prefer the taste of Diet Coke with it. It's a preference.
#40 Sep 05 2011 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
Kamikazes are delicious if you like limes. Vodka, triple sec, and sweetened lime juice. Can't hardly taste a touch of alcohol and they will knock you off your *** in short order.
#41 Sep 05 2011 at 8:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Admiral Lubriderm wrote:
Why are we all supposed to like Patron again?

Because they have serial numbers on the bottles. Smiley: schooled
#42 Sep 05 2011 at 8:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Or, for extra bonus LOLOMGFAG points, order a Sloe Comfortable ***** Up Against the Wall with Three Fingers. I forget what all is in that one, because I'm not that gay.

Edited, Sep 4th 2011 1:06am by NixNot

If I remember right it's Sloe gin, SC, that stuff in the tall skinny bottle that's yellow and tastes like licorice (cannot for the life of me remember the name right now), tequila, served chilled, straight up.

I was a bartender/*** hag in a previous life.
#43 Sep 05 2011 at 8:41 PM Rating: Good
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Vodka, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, Galliano, Orange Juice, and a cherry. In a highball glass.

I'm one step from an alcoholic.
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#44 Sep 05 2011 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
Nadenu wrote:
Admiral Lubriderm wrote:
Why are we all supposed to like Patron again?

Because they have serial numbers on the bottles. Smiley: schooled
So I'm not the only one who thinks Patron is well marketed Ronsinol lighter fluid?
#45 Sep 06 2011 at 2:35 AM Rating: Good
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Cherry vodka sours are my comfort food.
#46 Sep 06 2011 at 3:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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When I turned 21 I bought 3 bottles of alcohol. I finished off the Capt. Morgan with my buddies and still have the Aftershock and Goldschläger bottles unopened.
#47 Sep 06 2011 at 5:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Vodka, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, Galliano, Orange Juice, and a cherry. In a highball glass.

I'm one step from an alcoholic.

Thank you! All I could remember is that it's Italian and tastes horrible. And no one ever drank it because Harvey Wallbangers went out YEARS ago.
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#49 Sep 06 2011 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Vodka, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, Galliano, Orange Juice, and a cherry. In a highball glass.

I'm a giant ******.
#50 Sep 06 2011 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
NixNot wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Vodka, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, Galliano, Orange Juice, and a cherry. In a highball glass.

I'm a giant ******.
Smiley: laugh
#51 Sep 06 2011 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not that big. Smiley: blush
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