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#1 Sep 17 2011 at 8:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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A 20-year-old Upper Atmosphere Research satellite the size of a bus has fallen out of orbit and is expected to crash somewhere on Earth next week.

NASA says the giant satellite is plunging to earth more quickly than anticipated and will crash during a three-day window around September 24.

The satellite was shut down in 2005 after completing its mission and was expected to fall to earth some time this year, but experts have now narrowed it down.

Hurtling at eight kilometres per second, it could land anywhere between 57 degrees north and 57 degrees south of the equator - most of the populated world, including Australia.

NASA says the risk to life from the satellite is just 1 in 3,200 as most of the satellite will break or burn up before reaching Earth.

Scientists have identified 26 separate pieces that could survive the fall through the Earth's atmosphere and debris could rain across an area 400 to 500 kilometres wide.



Buy your lotto tickets NOW!~

Oh man, one COULD turn this into a lotto game. You'd divide the Earth up into designated squares, each a second wide and high according to latitude and longitude. Then you could sell each square off. And if any visible-to-the-eye UAR satellite debris falls in your square/s next week, you get prize money!

Edited, Sep 17th 2011 10:45am by Aripyanfar
#2 Sep 17 2011 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
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but experts have now narrowed it down.

Hurtling at eight kilometres per second, it could land anywhere between 57 degrees north and 57 degrees south of the equator - most of the populated world, including Australia.

Vague narrowing is vague.
#3 Sep 17 2011 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Kaain wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
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but experts have now narrowed it down.

Hurtling at eight kilometres per second, it could land anywhere between 57 degrees north and 57 degrees south of the equator - most of the populated world, including Australia.

Vague narrowing is vague.

You'd think this was great if you lived in the Arctic.
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#5 Sep 17 2011 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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NorthAI should be good, then.
#6 Sep 17 2011 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you're gonna go, being hit by a crashing satellite has to be worth some serious "Omfg, REALLY?" cred in the afterlife.

Dan- So how'd you die?
You- Oh, I was crushed by a crashing satellite that was hurtling towards earth at 8km/s--it had a 1 in 3200 chance of even killing a person at all."
Dan- Oh... I fell off a ladder.
You- That's... interesting.

I mean, you'd ALWAYS win.
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#7 Sep 17 2011 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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I miss Dead Like Me. Smiley: frown
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
If you're gonna go, being hit by a crashing satellite has to be worth some serious "Omfg, REALLY?" cred in the afterlife.

Dan- So how'd you die?
You- Oh, I was crushed by a crashing satellite that was hurtling towards earth at 8km/s--it had a 1 in 3200 chance of even killing a person at all."
Dan- Oh... I fell off a ladder.
You- That's... interesting.

I mean, you'd ALWAYS win.


Wasn't there that short lived soul reaper show on Sci Fi a few years ago, where the main character died while walking in a big city, because she got hit by a toilet seat that fell from the space station?
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#9 Sep 17 2011 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
If you're gonna go, being hit by a crashing satellite has to be worth some serious "Omfg, REALLY?" cred in the afterlife.

Dan- So how'd you die?
You- Oh, I was crushed by a crashing satellite that was hurtling towards earth at 8km/s--it had a 1 in 3200 chance of even killing a person at all."
Dan- Oh... I fell off a ladder.
You- That's... interesting.

I mean, you'd ALWAYS win.


Wasn't there that short lived soul reaper show on Sci Fi a few years ago, where the main character died while walking in a big city, because she got hit by a toilet seat that fell from the space station?


Haha, ************* ZAP!

You can watch the full episodes on imdb apparently, also, instant stream on netflix.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348913/videogallery
#10 Sep 17 2011 at 5:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I miss Dead Like Me. Smiley: frown

That was my first thought Smiley: lol
#11 Sep 17 2011 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
Reminds me of Berkeley Breathed's comic. The main characters are sitting around smoking and drinking.
A health nut jogger jogs up and explains that if they stop their bad habits they could live long lives
Then a meteor falls on him killing him. They all raise their beers and say "Hear Hear!
#12 Sep 17 2011 at 6:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Paskil wrote:
I miss Dead Like Me. Smiley: frown

That was my first thought Smiley: lol

#13 Sep 17 2011 at 8:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I put a net out in the back yard to see if I can catch it, but knowing my luck it will land in the front yard and hit my car or something instead...
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#14 Sep 17 2011 at 8:45 PM Rating: Excellent
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.
#15 Sep 17 2011 at 9:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.


See? That's why women shouldn't be out of the kitchen.
#16 Sep 17 2011 at 9:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.


See? That's why women shouldn't be out of the kitchen.


I always wondered something. Wouldn't guys want them in the bedroom sometimes too? Smiley: confused
#17 Sep 17 2011 at 9:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.


See? That's why women shouldn't be out of the kitchen.


I always wondered something. Wouldn't guys want them in the bedroom sometimes too? Smiley: confused

Never had sex in the kitchen?
#18 Sep 18 2011 at 1:03 AM Rating: Good
Tyrrant wrote:

Never had sex in the kitchen?


Make sure the stove is off first.
#19 Sep 18 2011 at 1:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Paradox wrote:
Tyrrant wrote:

Never had sex in the kitchen?


Make sure the stove is off first.

Danger makes it more exciting!!
#20 Sep 18 2011 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
Tyrrant wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Tyrrant wrote:

Never had sex in the kitchen?


Make sure the stove is off first.

Danger makes it more exciting!!


In a time before we had room mates...

But even if the stove is off, the dinner ends up getting burned or getting cold (unless its sammiches.) Anytime my husband tries to enter the kitchen while Dinner Is In Progress, he is summarily dismissed and returned to the living room until it's done.
#21 Sep 19 2011 at 6:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.

This reminds me of one of the funnier Let's Play style articles from Cracked on the Sims. NSFW, but worth reading.
#22 Sep 19 2011 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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LockeColeMA wrote:
catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.

This reminds me of one of the funnier Let's Play style articles from Cracked on the Sims. NSFW, but worth reading.


Man, I booted up the Sims 3 last week just to try it out since I enjoyed the original many years ago but haven't played since... that **** is complicated now. I didn't really enjoy failing to keep up with like 20 different things at once.
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Vataro wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.

This reminds me of one of the funnier Let's Play style articles from Cracked on the Sims. NSFW, but worth reading.


Man, I booted up the Sims 3 last week just to try it out since I enjoyed the original many years ago but haven't played since... that sh*t is complicated now. I didn't really enjoy failing to keep up with like 20 different things at once.
I only ever played sims so that I could create and decorate houses...
#24 Sep 19 2011 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Bardalicious wrote:
Vataro wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
catwho wrote:
That's actually a way a Sim can die in Sims 2-3 as well. I had this wonderful couple going, everything was sunshine and roses, and then BAM! a soviet sattelite falls and kills the lady Sim while she was outside staring at the clouds.

This reminds me of one of the funnier Let's Play style articles from Cracked on the Sims. NSFW, but worth reading.


Man, I booted up the Sims 3 last week just to try it out since I enjoyed the original many years ago but haven't played since... that sh*t is complicated now. I didn't really enjoy failing to keep up with like 20 different things at once.
I only ever played sims so that I could create and decorate houses...


Yeah I like to build a nifty house, make a couple or a family of Sims, move them into the house, get them jobs, get the main Sim couple busy... and then I lose interest once they've scored.
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I once had a father and son enter into an incestuous relationship. And I don't even know WHY. The son had his own room and everything...

Was very, very weird.
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#26 Sep 22 2011 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Here's video footage of it falling to earth.
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