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So my wife is in labor right now, but her water hasn't broken and she's not dilated enough to get things started. I missed work yesterday thinking the baby was going to be born then, spending all day at the hospital walking up and down the halls with my wife. (They told her to walk for a few hours and that would somehow help things.)

After we left, her contractions got worse so I took her back to the Labor and Delivery ward and we walked around some more and had the doctors stick their hands up her ****** again to check her cervix. Apparently there is some scale between 1 and 10, and 4 is the magic number in which they would have her stay until the baby is born. Well, it was at 3, so we got sent home again. That was 24 hours ago.

I thought for sure the baby was going to come out last night. I'm assuming it will be any day now.

Anyway, what should we name him?

/b/-tard would be a good name... And grats on procreating successfully.

Lotsa Irish in him? Byrn.




And, gratz on the (almost) dad-hood!!

See, that's getting into the **** I was talking about.



Anyway, congrats Kuwoobie. I know I give you a hard time a lot, but so long as you remember you're a dad first, and everything else second, you're going to be fine. And don't worry about ******** your kid up, that's a guaranteed for all of us.

Name him Elisha.

The only real choice is Adam.

Xebroauniaux, Destroyer of Worlds! Sure, its hard to spell, but look at the employment potential down the line?

Congratulations!
As for the name, I'm partial to Eric, myself.

Zuul.

It's easier to find [=[DRIZZZIT]=] on a novelty bike license plate.

Edit: LOL @ [[ causing a wiki link.

Edited, Dec 4th 2011 4:17pm by Jophiel

There is no David Alexander. Only Zuul.

Oh, settle down. It was a joke. It's an archaic version of Brian. Apparently nobody remembers my real name.