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My name is Alexander, and I'm partial to it. David is both my brother's and father's name. One likes it, one hates it.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Just, whatever you name him, actually call him that, ok? You can call him, like Dave if his name is David, but don't go around calling him Alex because his middle name is Alexander.
My first name is my dad's name, but my middle name is a name my mom liked. Well, I've always been called by my middle name. It was a pain in the *** in grade school. Every year, I would tell the teacher that yeah, my name says that on the role. No, I don't go by that. I go by this name. Ok?
They wouldn't get it down until at least two weeks later.
My first name is my dad's name, but my middle name is a name my mom liked. Well, I've always been called by my middle name. It was a pain in the *** in grade school. Every year, I would tell the teacher that yeah, my name says that on the role. No, I don't go by that. I go by this name. Ok?
They wouldn't get it down until at least two weeks later.
Wizebock?
Weezbock?
Weeeeezbek?
This was my 6th grade teacher.
All wrong.
On purpose?
For all full year?
PROTIP: All wrong.
BOETCH
Weezbock?
Weeeeezbek?
This was my 6th grade teacher.
All wrong.
On purpose?
For all full year?
PROTIP: All wrong.
BOETCH
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Seven.
Soda.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Stormageddon, Dark lord of all.. or alfie
David Alexander is nice.
I've always liked the name Justin.
But I've secretly always wanted to have a torrid happy ever after with a man named Sebastian. Silver blond hair, silver grey eyes. Not Sephiroth, ok? Not.
I've always liked the name Justin.
But I've secretly always wanted to have a torrid happy ever after with a man named Sebastian. Silver blond hair, silver grey eyes. Not Sephiroth, ok? Not.
Tyrrant wrote:
Stormageddon
Your TMI moment of the day: a good friend of mine refers to her lady parts as Stormageddon.
I veto that one
Leggollas, or maybe Legolaas or Bob.
Congrats on parenthood. Hope all goes smoothly.
Congrats on parenthood. Hope all goes smoothly.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
LockeColeMA wrote:
Tyrrant wrote:
Stormageddon
Your TMI moment of the day: a good friend of mine refers to her lady parts as Stormageddon.
I veto that one
Would that be Darqflame?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Name the kid "LAAS YA NIR". Not only will you be able to call him back to the house, you will be able to find out where he is playing/hiding.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Congratulations!
I vote for "Nyah nyah"
I vote for "Nyah nyah"
So, is there a baby yet?
Neil is a good Irish name.
Congrats on successfully merging your DNA with your wife's and reproducing!
Congrats on successfully merging your DNA with your wife's and reproducing!
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
I can't believe nobody suggested Crotchfruit yet.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Aripyanfar wrote:
David Alexander is nice.
I've always liked the name Justin.
I've always liked the name Justin.
One of my five brothers is named Justin. I actually thought about naming the baby after him, but we decided David was better.
EDIT:
Oh yea, the doctor says he is going to induce full on labor first thing tomorrow morning. We will have the baby by then
Edited, Dec 6th 2011 5:51am by Kuwoobie
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Enjoy your last night of uninterrupted sleep.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
I can't believe nobody suggested Crotchfruit yet.
Mindel is truly gone
Kuwoobie wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
David Alexander is nice.
I've always liked the name Justin.
I've always liked the name Justin.
One of my five brothers is named Justin. I actually thought about naming the baby after him, but we decided David was better.
EDIT:
Oh yea, the doctor says he is going to induce full on labor first thing tomorrow morning. We will have the baby by then
Edited, Dec 6th 2011 5:51am by Kuwoobie
My brother's first/middle name is Jason Alexander... As I type this I just now realized his first and middle name combo...
I'm ******* retarded.
Labor induced now and baby on the way?
Declan and Ethan are Irish names that I love.
Declan and Ethan are Irish names that I love.
My son was born this mroing 1.5 hours after the doctor manually broke my wife's water with some sort of green plastic hook thingy.
I had no idea it would happen so fast. At first I thought she was just having unusually painful contractions (she had been having contractions for 2 days prior) so painful that she began behaving like a maniac screaming obscenities and pleading for me to make them stop. All I could do was hold her hand and tell her to relax. The plan was to get an epidural in her spine for a painless birth, but by the time the anesthesiologists came with their cart the baby's head was already coming out. We were very shocked, and very quickly the room became full of nurses and just seconds later the baby was out.
There was lots of blood and a little poo, but it wasn't bad at all. I am happier today than I have ever been in my entire life.
Oh yea, POIDH
Edited, Dec 6th 2011 11:00pm by Kuwoobie
I had no idea it would happen so fast. At first I thought she was just having unusually painful contractions (she had been having contractions for 2 days prior) so painful that she began behaving like a maniac screaming obscenities and pleading for me to make them stop. All I could do was hold her hand and tell her to relax. The plan was to get an epidural in her spine for a painless birth, but by the time the anesthesiologists came with their cart the baby's head was already coming out. We were very shocked, and very quickly the room became full of nurses and just seconds later the baby was out.
There was lots of blood and a little poo, but it wasn't bad at all. I am happier today than I have ever been in my entire life.
Oh yea, POIDH
Edited, Dec 6th 2011 11:00pm by Kuwoobie
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Awww, so adorable. 
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Grats! 
I see the baby has the usual "what the hell are all these people doing in my room" look. That's a good sign that he's got a handle on this whole "world" thing.
I see the baby has the usual "what the hell are all these people doing in my room" look. That's a good sign that he's got a handle on this whole "world" thing.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Congratulations to your lady for expunging the parasite, and my condolences to both your sleep schedule and sex life.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Congrats. Did I miss the decision on a name in an earlier post or is he currently nameless?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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