People tend to give you a lot of alcohol. Usually the remains of their case of beer when they check out, but occasionally other kinds. Since I don't drink beer and am too paranoid to trust already open hard liquor bottles, I usually give em to the morning shift.
Tonight, however, was the first time anyone has ever given me a twelve pack of chocolate milk. I'll be honest, I much prefer this.
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Random people on the street keep giving me snacks and soft drinks. It's awesome.
What do the morning shift people do with the alcohol?
What do the morning shift people do with the alcohol?
Assuming the milk was still well refrigerated, I'd have to say that'd be a nice departure gift. 
Kalivha wrote:
What do the morning shift people do with the alcohol?
BrownDuck wrote:
Assuming the milk was still well refrigerated, I'd have to say that'd be a nice departure gift.
That's the weird thing about it. The guy wasn't leaving. He was checking in. I think he works for a dairy company, actually.
Edited, Jun 15th 2012 2:14am by Poldaran
I'd say it's time to quit in style.
Throw the milk at a ceiling fan.
Throw the milk at a ceiling fan.
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's the weird thing about it. The guy wasn't leaving. He was checking in. I think he works for a dairy company, actually.
George Carlin wrote:
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lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's the weird thing about it. The guy wasn't leaving. He was checking in. I think he works for a dairy company, actually.
Or maybe he was thinking... milk money?
Now that you're milk-buddies, he's expecting you to look the other way when the paid-by-the-hour milkmaid arrives.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nobody ever brought me booze when I worked the 3-11 shift at a hotel. 
Lucky!
Lucky!
BrownDuck wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's the weird thing about it. The guy wasn't leaving. He was checking in. I think he works for a dairy company, actually.
Or maybe he was thinking... milk money?
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
The guy wasn't leaving. He was checking in. I think he works for a dairy company, actually.
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It's appropriate, he fights like a cow.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
The guy wasn't leaving. He was checking in. I think he works for a dairy company, actually.
Pfft. The last couple weeks, besides some tips, all I've gotten is ****. Like **** last weekend when a cop from NYC started a fight in the hotel bar, **** the week before when a bunch of BU dorks rented our Presidential Suite for $1500 a night then pressure baked it & vomited all over it.
Tonight we have a wedding party, only one naked dude running around locked out of his room thus far.
But its still early, at just past 3am...
Tonight we have a wedding party, only one naked dude running around locked out of his room thus far.
But its still early, at just past 3am...
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