Once, way out on the water, three men of differing origins worked to stay afloat in their wooden wherry. Wallace Werry, the man at the back, noticed the man in the front, a Welsh fellow, appeared to be quite winded, and so Wallace grew even more wary of their predicament. Winston, the winded man, had earlier discovered their third shipmate, a weird man from an Asian country he was not familiar with, had become weary and taken his place at the front of the boat, however, now he was feeling winded, and wanted to trade places. The worrisome atmosphere grew even more tense as waves, carried by a suddenly whipping wind, began to rock the boat a great deal. Wallace and Winston did their best to balance the wherry, waiting for the foreign man to rouse from his weary state, however when he finally woke, he sat up and noticed what Winston and Wallace had not. He was only able to mutter a soft "wariwari..." before the wicked white whale completely surfaced, heading towards the wherry. Winston wet himself as he saw the whale, and Wallace let out a weak groan, but before any of the men could act further, the Whale's maw flew open, and the weary men's wherry was capsized by a worrisome noise. The moral of this story? Be wary of the wubwubwhale.
____________________________
Theytak, Siren Server, FFXI [Retired]
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL! Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!