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Pffftt... pleb.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tyrrant wrote:
I am honestly surprised Nixnot hasn't stepped in to comment on this issue yet.
If the rumors are to be believed, my guess is that in honor of this thread he's working on some Fromunda cheese.
When I read the subject of this thread it immediately reminded me of an old joke:
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch!
It's mostly because the testes move around in the ******* to regulate their temperature. Sometimes, during a shuffle, things get caught, they settle down uncomfortably, or the whole apparatus just needs a good repositioning. Finally, and most importantly, dudes just love touching their junk.
Jophiel wrote:
Never liked boxer briefs. They're either tight enough on the legs that they creep up and require regular readjustment or else so loose that they don't provide the supposed support you're wearing them for. It's like the worst of both worlds.
I went to South America and forgot to pack my undergarment bag in my travel bag. Apparently, people don't believe in boxers in Argentina and Brazil and I had to sport the boxer briefs for a while. That sucked horribly.
Champion has a line of discount athletic gear called C9 - they make a boxer brief that's part polyester so it doesn't retain moisture, and has sort of a pouch that separates Gladys Knight and The Pips away from the body, so they don't get as twisted or squeezed between the legs, etc.
Edited, Oct 2nd 2012 11:45pm by trickybeck
Might be because of the tainted nut butter.
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Jophiel wrote:
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Crabs.
**** weevils.
What Joph has.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Never liked boxer briefs. They're either tight enough on the legs that they creep up and require regular readjustment or else so loose that they don't provide the supposed support you're wearing them for. It's like the worst of both worlds.
Fruit of the Looms does this to me. I can't wear them.
However Hanes give me the comfort and support I need to be my very best.
I can't believe no one has posted this yet.
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