I know January's a damn popular month for birthdays around these parts, so here's hoping that none of you (or me) croak for another year!
(Also, haha you're old)
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I grow older later this month. I'm still younger than most of you though.
I'm still younger than pretty much all of you though.
George Bernard Shaw wrote:
Youth is wasted on the young
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Happy birthday 
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Happy birthday
Just as Planned.
Congrats!
Don't croak this year!
Don't croak this year!
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
We should all get Capricorn tattoo's ...and by we I mean you, because I already have one. I guess I could get another though.
Happy Birthday!
Edited, Jan 7th 2013 2:12pm by Dyadem
Happy Birthday!
Edited, Jan 7th 2013 2:12pm by Dyadem
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
When exactly are you? Isn't DF soon?
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DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Nilatai wrote:
DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.
So it's a Nil/DF/Thumb sandwich! Wheeee!
Thumbelyna wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.
So it's a Nil/DF/Thumb sandwich! Wheeee!
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Happy birthday Janary babies!
My mother would have been 70 tomorrow.
My mother would have been 70 tomorrow.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.
So it's a Nil/DF/Thumb sandwich! Wheeee!
Well I'm the 7th, so I'll happily get in on that sandwich.
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Ugly is the 5th also, then Vat and his bro are the 7th. That's one hell of a tasty sexay sammich!
I just dinged 27
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
Youngin's, never knowing their place
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I, too, was released from the womb prison in January.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
Youngin's, never knowing their place
Harrumph!
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Well with all these birthdays landing on the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th, I say this is definitely hoagie sandwich then!
January smorrebrod.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
Youngin's, never knowing their place
I say you can never have enough stuff on a sandwich.
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Mine was the 8th, same day as Elvis and a bunch of other people I know.
For those of you who read comics, I share a birthday with Sean McKeever, who's a good friend of mine.
For those of you who read comics, I share a birthday with Sean McKeever, who's a good friend of mine.
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