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I just realized when I eat M&Ms I like to pour a bunch out of the bag and sort them by color before scarfing them down. You got any weird habits?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I only sort the last couple so there's one of each colour left at the end so they can all go together.
I like peanutbutter and American cheese sandwiches.
I like my blueberries the way I like my women. Frozen, and covered in milk!
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Yeah I totally just said that too.
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Freezing your ladies seems impractical to me. The getting your tongue stuck on something frozen is bad but I can't even imagine what that feels like on your private parts...
It's okay I like to take my women out of the bags and sort them by color before, well, umm... stuff. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
I just realized when I eat M&Ms I like to pour a bunch out of the bag and sort them by color before scarfing them down. You got any weird habits?
More than I realized I guess, makes me wish I came out of the closet sooner.
So is there like a 10 step program, or do you just take pills for it?
So is there like a 10 step program, or do you just take pills for it?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I only sort M&Ms when Ozzy Osbourne won't go on stage.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
You should never sort your M&Ms. Certainly not at home. And never with the TV on - the NSA spies on us through the TV. And don't get me started on the burglar alarms - they have those under their control also.
If you have two electric fans, you can put one on one side of the TV, blowing toward the TV, and one on the other side of the TV, also blowing toward the TV. The electricostatical biresolution of the modulated energy coregulators will cross each other out at the center (the fans have to be the same distance from the TV but still within one foot on either side) and cause a capacitor induced energy flux wave that will cancel out the frequency the NSA uses.
This is why the NSA had Dan Rather beaten up years back - he knew the frequency and wouldn't admit it. He is actually a deep cover agent for the Duchy of Grand Fenwick and his contact name was Kenneth.
I'm sure Kalivha can give you the mathematical proof of my little work-around, but then she would risk a visit by the NSA since she too would then know the frequency.
Oh damn, someone's at the door . . .
If you have two electric fans, you can put one on one side of the TV, blowing toward the TV, and one on the other side of the TV, also blowing toward the TV. The electricostatical biresolution of the modulated energy coregulators will cross each other out at the center (the fans have to be the same distance from the TV but still within one foot on either side) and cause a capacitor induced energy flux wave that will cancel out the frequency the NSA uses.
This is why the NSA had Dan Rather beaten up years back - he knew the frequency and wouldn't admit it. He is actually a deep cover agent for the Duchy of Grand Fenwick and his contact name was Kenneth.
I'm sure Kalivha can give you the mathematical proof of my little work-around, but then she would risk a visit by the NSA since she too would then know the frequency.
Oh damn, someone's at the door . . .
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
someproteinguy wrote:
It's okay I like to take my women out of the bags and sort them by color before, well, umm... stuff.
That's racist.
Just as Planned.
cynyck wrote:
If you have two electric fans,
Stopped right there. Do you want to get fan death?
People die every day.
Of fan death.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
cynyck wrote:
If you have two electric fans,
Stopped right there. Do you want to get fan death?
People die every day.
Of fan death.
Rachel9 wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
cynyck wrote:
If you have two electric fans,
Stopped right there. Do you want to get fan death?
People die every day.
Of fan death.
Yes, in Korea.
Just as Planned.
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
I sort my M&Ms in alphabetical order. I'm not racist, I don't see color.
I eat my M&Ms in strict order:
Brown
Green
Yellow
Orange
Red
Blue.
When I'm feeling ravenous but weak my go to recipe is Cold Baked Beans in a Tin:
Open Can.
Add Pepper
Mixed herbs
Curry Spices
Extra chili flakes
Olive Oil
Stir and eat from can.
Brown
Green
Yellow
Orange
Red
Blue.
When I'm feeling ravenous but weak my go to recipe is Cold Baked Beans in a Tin:
Open Can.
Add Pepper
Mixed herbs
Curry Spices
Extra chili flakes
Olive Oil
Stir and eat from can.
Rachel9 wrote:
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
True or False: Green M&M's make you horny?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Rachel9 wrote:
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
Sorry, I have him on ignore. Have I mentioned that recently?
Elinda wrote:
True or False: Green M&M's make you horny?
Depends on where you put them.
Edited, Nov 27th 2013 10:08am by Demoncard
Demoncard wrote:
Elinda wrote:
True or False: Green M&M's make you horny?
Depends on where you put them.
Edited, Nov 27th 2013 10:08am by Demoncard
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Rachel9 wrote:
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
George Carlin wrote:
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