Aside from the facts that I don't like being around them and have killed enough fish to be on a Greenpeace watchlist, anyway. I just bought my dad's birthday present to spite his dog for tearing up my Christmas presents. It was something he wanted. He'd been asking for a violin for a while. We hadn't gotten him one because his dog hates loud noises. Well, you should have thought of that before you chewed up something of mine, ya damn mutt.
For my next evil deed, I shall go turn on all the water hoses in the neighborhood and flood the world! HAHAHAHAHA!