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#1 Feb 01 2016 at 2:59 AM Rating: Good
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That moment when the girl you're on the verge of leaving and your female best friend are insisting on having sex in the same room as you, and you're not at all into it, and yet strangely ok with the situation, aside from the being in the room part...

My life is going all sorts of wierd lately...

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#2 Feb 01 2016 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's what camera phones are for.
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#3 Feb 01 2016 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
That's what camera phones are for.


My thoughts exactly. You'll need something to keep you warm until you find a new girlfriend.

BTW is this the reason why you're thinking about leaving her?
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#4 Feb 01 2016 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds like you need a new girlfriend and a new female best friend.

What sort of people do you hang out with?
lolgaxe wrote:
That's what camera phones are for.

I'd be more amused if he sat in the room and just texted or browsed the internet while it was going on. Maybe stopped them partway through to show them a funny cat photo.

Edited, Feb 1st 2016 2:12pm by Jophiel
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#5 Feb 01 2016 at 2:12 PM Rating: Decent
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BTW is this the reason why you're thinking about leaving her?


Nope. It's more hat I've been unhappy for a long time and am tired of dealing with her mental illnesses.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#6 Feb 02 2016 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
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BTW is this the reason why you're thinking about leaving her?


Nope. It's more hat I've been unhappy for a long time and am tired of dealing with her mental illnesses.

Hmmm...plural, O M G!!
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#7 Feb 03 2016 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Kastigir wrote:
Driftwood wrote:
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BTW is this the reason why you're thinking about leaving her?


Nope. It's more hat I've been unhappy for a long time and am tired of dealing with her mental illnesses.

Hmmm...plural, O M G!!


Are the girlfriend and the friend the same person?
#8 Feb 03 2016 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
Kastigir wrote:
Driftwood wrote:
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BTW is this the reason why you're thinking about leaving her?


Nope. It's more hat I've been unhappy for a long time and am tired of dealing with her mental illnesses.

Hmmm...plural, O M G!!


Are the girlfriend and the friend the same person?


Is your girlfriend your right or left hand?
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#9 Feb 04 2016 at 3:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Kastigir wrote:
Driftwood wrote:
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BTW is this the reason why you're thinking about leaving her?


Nope. It's more hat I've been unhappy for a long time and am tired of dealing with her mental illnesses.

Hmmm...plural, O M G!!


CPTSD, severe anxiety disorder, BPD or at least diagnosed borderline tendencies. It's a whole barrel of fun.
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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