This is my night, edited to remove the sheer amount of shaking I was doing:
Robber(wearing underwear on his face for a disguise): I'm sorry, but I'm going to need all the money in the register
Me: What?
Robber: All the money please
Me: ok (gives money), sorry about all the change
Robber: it's fine. Sorry about this, man.
Me: Hey, hard times right? Have a good night
Robber leaves
...that ******* happened
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Was it nice underwear? Did he have a weapon?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Was it nice underwear? Did he have a weapon?
Edited, Jun 6th 2018 9:36am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
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Hmm, and here I thought my day was weird when three sheriffs walked in and arrested one of my coworkers.
Did you at least put the money in a paper bag for him?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Jophiel wrote:
Was it nice underwear? Did he have a weapon?
Plain grey briefs. Home made flail.
Turin wrote:
Hmm, and here I thought my day was weird when three sheriffs walked in and arrested one of my coworkers.
That sounds interesting as hell. What were the charges?
gbaji wrote:
Did you at least put the money in a paper bag for him?
He had his own, put it in himself.
lolgaxe wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Was it nice underwear? Did he have a weapon?
Edited, Jun 6th 2018 9:36am by lolgaxe
Basically that, just men's briefs.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Yea, so this story isn't going to help with our reputation of being far too ******* polite now is it?
By the sounds of it, other than being on an adrenaline high, you're doing fine? That's a bright spot.
By the sounds of it, other than being on an adrenaline high, you're doing fine? That's a bright spot.
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Driftwood wrote:
Turin wrote:
Hmm, and here I thought my day was weird when three sheriffs walked in and arrested one of my coworkers.
That sounds interesting as ****. What were the charges?
My boss is the only one that seems to have the real story, and he's not talking. Something about privacy, blah blah, bullcrap. Luckily, court records are easily found on the internet. That, plus some rumors we've heard, and it turns out that you really should pay your court ordered fines. He had a DUI a couple years ago and ended up driving down a sidewalk and taking out a parked car. Then, he thought it would be a better idea to spend his money on all sorts of things that were not his fines.
Edited, Jun 7th 2018 10:09pm by Turin
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