Understood.
I guess its all up to me, silly as it is.
Someone suggested explaining my desire in the Asylum, as in all likelyhood the people there would gleefully work their magic to camp me into oblivion, but I've noticed that it's suddenly the popular "anti-hero" thing to do, where other sages are now challenging one another to see who can get into the grey first.
Naturally if I made my request to them, not only would they refuse to camp me, but also call me lots of names and accuse me of unoriginal thinking, which would likely hurt my ego.
Truth is, I know they're all better than me, which is why they should remain red, while I quietly toil on my own time to work my way back to a more humble and fitting status.
Anyway, thanks for the explanation. I don't want to make anyone risk fiddling with more code than they need to, I'd just wondered if it were possible without being troublesome.