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#1 Feb 18 2008 at 1:32 AM Rating: Good
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Kick the damn hamsters.
They fell asleep at the wheel.
#2 Feb 18 2008 at 1:50 AM Rating: Decent
Princess Usagichan wrote:
Kick the damn hamsters.
They fell asleep at the wheel.
Quit spamming F5 hoping someone will post. Smiley: grin
#3 Feb 18 2008 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
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Dear Admins,

If you fix the slow state of the site, I will eat Usagi for you.



Sincerely,

Uglysasquatch, Soulless Internet Tiger


PS. You know I'll do it Usagi, so you better get running!
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#4 Feb 18 2008 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
Telling Usagi not to spam F5 is like telling him not to chase after loli's, it won't happen anytime soon, or if it does it will be the end of the world.

Someone get the hamsters their food! Slow site is a pain to navigate.
#5 Feb 18 2008 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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Site seems to be working again. How should I serve up Usagi? BBQ, broiled, baked, fried? What kind of sauce? I'm kind of into spicy, but not burn your mouth off spicy, tastes good spicy. He will not be served luau style. Pineapple should never be cooked!
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#6 Feb 18 2008 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch the Great wrote:
Site seems to be working again. How should I serve up Usagi? BBQ, broiled, baked, fried? What kind of sauce? I'm kind of into spicy, but not burn your mouth off spicy, tastes good spicy. He will not be served luau style. Pineapple should never be cooked!


You're lucky then. The site is still being uber slow for me.
#7 Feb 18 2008 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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One of our static servers stopped working over night. It's been removed from dns but takes time to propagate.

If you flush your dns resolver cache on your machine it should grab a new static server ip from your dns or just wait it out.
#8 Feb 18 2008 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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Nizdaar wrote:
or just wait it out.
Well, thank god I've already done that, because I have no idea what the hell the rest of that was and I think my company would be upset at me for flushing part of my computer down the drain.
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#9 Feb 18 2008 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch the Great wrote:
Site seems to be working again. How should I serve up Usagi? BBQ, broiled, baked, fried? What kind of sauce? I'm kind of into spicy, but not burn your mouth off spicy, tastes good spicy. He will not be served luau style. Pineapple should never be cooked!
I heard I'm kinda gamey.
Also, make sure you use a George Foreman grill to collect all the fat run-off.
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