Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Professor Jinte wrote:
but srsly, i wanna know how they got past the guard-
![Smiley: wombat](//zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/wombat.gif)
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![Smiley: glare](//zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/glare.gif)
They bribed them with orange cadburry eggs. Tis the wombats only weakness...
of course... its all starting to come together now...
they don't like alla... they are obviously skillful hackers... they know the wombat's one weakness...
I must ponder this some more... i shall craft a good solid theory based on the evidence, and present my findings at some point in the near future for you to laugh at.
. . .
edit:
Huzzah! I did some digging, used a few resources i won't name, and used some logic...
I found out who's been DDOSing alla!
Its obviously the infamous 4-rodent Rebel group, the Alfalfa pack.
Name: Gerald "Foxy tan" Hamster
Profession: Team Leader, planner, strategist
Reasons: Over-worked Alla Power-Hamster, suffering from a psychotic break
Name: Francis "Brains" Gerbil
Profession: Hacker, Firewall Breaker
Reasons: the OoT and the Asylumn hated on him. hard.
Name: Bubba "The Bullet" Guinea Pig
Profession: Muscle
Reasons: Family killed by wombats, forced him to turn to a life of crime
now he's out for revenge
Name: Henry "Quick Fingers" Mouse
Profession: Thief, Recon Expert
Reasons: bored, in it for the adreneline rush
Bubba deals with the wombats, Francis breaks through, and Henry and Gerald proceed to wreak havoc by unleashing their horde of mutant cyborg hamsters.
this explains everything! now the question is... how do you combat genious, mentally unstable rodents with a horde of mutant cyborg hamsters?
Edited, Feb 26th 2008 10:54pm by Jinte