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#227 Nov 27 2004 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Ummm......Yea.....CHOkE anmd DIe!!!11!1231One11``!!~1~!~
#228 Nov 27 2004 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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/em continues laughing so hard that tears stream down his face and he has to find his inhaler or die from lack of oxygen...

/em realizes suddenly he just stuck his head out for all the snipers to see and quickly ducks back down and hides


Good show all, I needed this!
#229 Nov 27 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent
YukioOfBismarck wrote:
/em continues laughing so hard that tears stream down his face and he has to find his inhaler or die from lack of oxygen...

/em realizes suddenly he just stuck his head out for all the snipers to see and quickly ducks back down and hides


Good show all, I needed this!


We do good work here guys. I'm proud to have contributed. ^^

/em prepares a flame so scalding it will clove Sioux's hairy forked tongue to the roof of her herpes-infest mouth and curl her toes till they reach back and touch her ankles.

Coming soon...
#230 Nov 27 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Sioux the Silent wrote:
Goddamnit Nataraja, you screaming hollering **** flouncing up and down the alleyways of Vanadiel looking for both kinds of blow, goddamn you and your Marilyn Manson-lookin cracked-out trounced-up super-sequined shimmy shimmy shankin' goddamn self XD


You think I fear the truth? Goddamn, everyone knows I'm a "screaming hollering **** flouncing up and down the alleyways of Vanadiel looking for both kinds of blow..."

At least I can shimmy. You're just goddamned tacky.

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NEVER talk about my underpanties!!!! Like your boxers are pure as driven snow, I don't think so ;) That snow has spent a week on the sidewalk in Lower Manhattan.


The dirtier the better. But mine aren't quite as... pungent... as your own.

At least I can say that what lies in my boxers hasn't accumulated filth from everyone in lower Manhattan.

Pity the same can't be said for you.

Is this the best you've got? Two pitiful little comments that I'm perfectly fine and comfortable with?

I redact my earlier promise to prepare a flame to end all flames.

You aren't worth my time. Next!

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And thanks for sayin hi ingame, should do that more, I don't bite.


Ditto. How did it go in Eldieme last night anyway?

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Except when I have lil clitori verbally disguised as penises like your beloved own trying to get in my mouth. >:)


***** or lil clitori, rest assured I'll still take the time to find a way to make you die with it.
#231 Nov 30 2004 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good
Page 3?!

What the fu[b][/b]ck is wrong with you lazy rags full of menstral blood?

BUMP

Bastards.

[Edit: Neglected to specify exactly what page I was bumping from. Editted so I look like less of a banana head.]

Edited, Wed Dec 1 13:09:04 2004 by nataraja
#232 Dec 01 2004 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
Nataraja, you misbegotten lump of imp ****. What the crap are you doin', you're gonna get us all killed.

I think Zariko gave up on us >.> I saw him in Jeuno and gave him an /amazed, he didn't even shout that I suck. I'm worried about that guy.

And the rest of you freakjobs, well, I'll see you in Ballista. You better buy another PC, a playstation 2, another copy of the game, and bring your mommies with you, because that's the only thing that might give you a chance against The Sioux.

And Alauce still rocks. I'm dejected, I can't flame him. I just can't.
#233 Dec 01 2004 at 5:55 AM Rating: Decent
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GO EAT A FRISBEE YOU BIG PILE OF REWARD!
#234 Dec 01 2004 at 5:56 AM Rating: Good
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Sioux and Ballista...that's all she ever talks about. Ever notice how she talks Ballista trash with the boys all the time?

Case of the ***** envy? Perhaps.

How about you just go to bed and dream about kicking everyone's *** in Ballista. haha

Man, I'm gonna catch hell for that one. lmfao
#235 Dec 01 2004 at 6:23 AM Rating: Good
BUHAHAHA

Xano's ascared of the Paralyze >:D

heehee, none of you turkeys have stepped up to the plate on that, I'm just gonna lean on my sword here and wait for the Knights of Ronfaure to quit being the Knights of Change the Subject. ;)

You know what else? Fu[sm][/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.

So I suck too. But I can still kick your butt on the field. All of you. At once. :D

ps. Santa Claus is a capitalist horse-butt. I don't like Santa. He's probably going to rate me down and give me coal, but I don't care. I could kick his *** in Ballista.
#236 Dec 01 2004 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Nerds!

You all don't need to invest in a craft, you need to invest in a life.
#237 Dec 01 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Sioux, Sioux, Sioux...

Time to get your learn on about other people's job abilities. Think I'm scared of your little Paralyze?

Bring it.

Try again, you old beyatch.

Happy 28th, btw. Old as me now, you poor girl. Haha.
#238 Dec 01 2004 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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Sioux the Silent wrote:
BUHAHAHA

Xano's ascared of the Paralyze >:D

heehee, none of you turkeys have stepped up to the plate on that, I'm just gonna lean on my sword here and wait for the Knights of Ronfaure to quit being the Knights of Change the Subject. ;)

You know what else? Fu[sm][/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.

So I suck too. But I can still kick your butt on the field. All of you. At once. :D

ps. Santa Claus is a capitalist horse-butt. I don't like Santa. He's probably going to rate me down and give me coal, but I don't care. I could kick his *** in Ballista.


Da[/b]mn, your older than the hills! I knew Hanson was a fu[b]ckin' fraud! They were way too kick-a[b][/b]ss of a band to be teenagers!

BTW, I'll be 32 in a few days...ugh.
#239 Dec 01 2004 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent
Sioux the Silent wrote:
You know what else? Fu[/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.


As I said. Flacid wrinkled labia.

[sm]Today your b-day Sioux? I hope you have a happy one.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 23 and I feel like I'm 90.

OLD! Smiley: cry
#240 Dec 02 2004 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Belated B-Day Sioux! Now f*ck off and tell me where I sign up to kick your @ss, I hear the line is long and distinguished.
#241 Dec 02 2004 at 7:42 AM Rating: Excellent
heehee

Now here's something you hollering Sapara-waving Pirates of *** can really flame me for;

I'm not 28, I'm 27. Didn't realize that until I looked on my LS forum and saw my age listed under my birthday announcement.

I'M LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY! SOMEONE WHACK ME DOWN! C'MON IKE, GIMME SUMMA THAT WHIP-DOWN TINA TURNER LOVIN'!

>< lol, I'm flaming myself, I'm a boob.

And thank you for all the birthday wishes ;) See, look, I have a whole 'nother year to my life! I WENT BACKWARD IN TIME!

:D
#242 Dec 02 2004 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
OMGZ WHAT A ******' NOOBZ! LMAO!!!!!!!1!!ONE111SEVENTYTHREE!!1

I actually completely forgot it was my birthday back in April, until I came home from work and saw a cake with the words "Happy Birthday Matt" written on it.

Smiley: banghead
#243 Dec 02 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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This thread seems to have lost it's flair, the flames have gotten weak and quite frankly, boring. I offer up myself as a target and will not be happy until the flames have successfully eaten their way pass my knees and start to threaten my very manhood. Then and only then will I be sated.

Happy Flaming.

Starting point suggestion: Elvaan mage. go nuts. :)

*Edit mi bad speeling

Edited, Thu Dec 2 12:42:34 2004 by GaranTheElvaan
#244 Dec 02 2004 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
GaranTheElvaan wrote:
This thread seems to have lost it's flair, the flames have gotten weak and quite frankly, boring. I offer up myself as a target and will not be happy until the flames have successfully eaten their way pass my knees and start to threaten my very manhood. Then and only then will I be sated.


What manhood? Smiley: sly

Edited, Thu Dec 2 12:58:04 2004 by Wintaru
#245 Dec 02 2004 at 12:58 PM Rating: Excellent
What manhood? You're a goddamned Elvaan mage! Your manhood is only visible using the latest in electron microscopic imagery! It's the only thing smaller than your MP!

I swear to fu[/b]cking god. This thread does not exist for your amusement. This is a serious business, the business of eroding souls and pissing on self-esteem.

Are you that much a *********? Are you worried that your tiny di[b]
ck has disappeared completely, and are hoping that by having your very soul rended from you that you might finally be arroused enough to catch a glimpse of the elusive (for you) notorious monster called Hard On?

Go play Mario, you {Too Weak} {Elvaan} sh[/b]it-sucking cockknocker! Leave this to the big boys and girls!

And by the way, what is this Elvaan Mage bullsh[b]
it. Elvaan are good for only three things. Being a meat shield, hitting sh[/b]it over and over (it's all their INT can handle), and looking like a fu[b]cking ****** when you engage without a shield.

I hope the next time your eternal-down-time, *****, loose-rimmed, watery-bowelled *** goes riding one-handed on a chocobo (don't get me started on that sh[b][/b]it) you fall off and break your goddamned neck. One less Elvaan mage in the world is a better world to live in.

Edited, Thu Dec 2 13:00:23 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Thu Dec 2 13:01:46 2004 by nataraja
#246 Dec 02 2004 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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LMAO

Thanks Nata!
#247 Dec 02 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
What, you think I'm done with you? You think I did that for your benefit??

I notice you're posting from the top of a pointy stick in Davoi. I think I can venture a guess as to why you're perched on top of a rod.

I've got your rod right here. *points at his crotch*

Twirl on it. Smiley: mad

And of all the mage jobs you could be focusing on, RDM?! You pick one of the most unbalanced races to try and do a job that relies on balance?

More stunning Elvaan INT at work, I guess.

Fondle my PearlSack, and fu[b][/b]ck off.
#248 Dec 02 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
Speaking of masochism, ELV RDM is soooo the wrong combination for you.

How are your weak-*** spells gonna pull hate off the tank, and your low MP gonna allow for overnuking? I know you love to have gobbies pound your *** like cousin george does when he's in town; how you gonna accomplish that as a mage with low INT and MP?

Hell, when you die, your character doesn't even stick his *** in the air like the ***** I know you are.

Fu[b][/b]cking noob.
#249 Dec 02 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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While Nata is doing a moderate job of it, I would appreciate any input, you fine Bismarckian folk. I have but melted my shoelaces thus far. Hardly the firestorm I had hoped to unleash.
#250 Dec 02 2004 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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#251 Dec 02 2004 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Nat, stop picking on the mage, you worthless escuse for a flamer. I think it's time for me to make you sit the f*ck back down and return to the ******** whence you came from. You've been left unchecked long enough. Wtf are you going off talking about someone else's *****? I'm sure you have enough problems with yours; I mean that itch didn't get there on it's own did it? Stop being such a ***** and post 437 times a day. I'm so f*cking tired of you ******** about your karma on 400 of them, i've made it my personal goal to rate you up just so you'll shut the f*ck up about it. But i guess it's all about the eWang isn't it? S'ok...I guess the size of your eWang inversely proportionate to the real thing in your case. Oh and wtf is up with your Avatar, looks like a 3 yr old on LSD. Sicko. Go stick that 'ewang' in a pencil sharpener. Impossible? Well try the real thing then. I'm sure it'll fit.

Edit: Cause Zariko sucks monkey nuts, and not those clean, cute zoo-type monkeys nuts, i'm talking about those big ol' sweaty balls you find on those Orangutan out in the jungle after a long day of swinging from branch to branch. He just loves to get popped in the eye by one of those babies



Edited, Thu Dec 2 14:19:12 2004 by Vimien
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