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#77 Oct 01 2004 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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i hate that i still aint did my genkai 1..and im 1tnl i also hate that i never see an NM as soon as i arrive and get the drop if i get a good NM claim. I wish i could be handed some gil every now and then. i rule at this game. i'm the only one that rules, so take it for what its worth.

im jkin :P (except for genkai 1)
#78 Oct 01 2004 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
363 posts
This is a RL *****. My girlfriend is making me go to a wedding. I hate weddings. Especially because I don't drink anymore, and I won't know anyone there anyhow.

I would rather comb my ******* pubic hair with an old candle than go to a wedding.

I would rather brush my teeth with a sheet of ******* rust than go to a wedding.

I would rather suck the puss out of a staff infection than go to a wedding.

I would rather party with this guy then go to a wedding....

Oh yeah, **** Detroit and the whole state of Michigan (especially the Southfield & Livonia areas).

I can beat your RL *****. I'd WAY rather go to your wedding than having to go to a ballet which was the case last weekend. OMG I can't believe that i lost 3 hours of my life that I will never have back. I don't know HOW my girlfriend convinced me but everytime I saw a guy doing a 'pirouette' in the air, I though of stabbing myself.

Oh, and f*ck Barry Bonds and everyone who believes he was never on the juice. I mean, puulleeaasse...his goddamn TRAINER is being investigated for that steroid scandal.
<fan>-'oh golly gee Barry, you must'a worked out quite a bit last summa to go from 17 to 29 inch pipes'.
<Barry>-'well you see, I stick this 7 inch long needle up my *** every day which makes my ***** look like a newborn's and my muscles all big and **** so i can hit a few more dingers and keep giving false hope to people from ****-central a little bit of false hope about us winning tha world series...but don't tella anyone.'
Own up b*tch! That's what really pisses me off.
I'm a trainer in RL so don't give me this **** about how it's possible if you just train hard. F*ck, it took me a couple years to get a few inches on my biceps.

That is all for the day
#79 Oct 01 2004 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
F*ck the original Final Fantasy. That's right. Final Fantasy 1 can kiss my lily white Elvaan behind.
You remember the first quest? You had to go and get the crown out of the castle, and those goddamned Poltergeists would petrify you?


Also, f*ck the undead. Aggro to low HP!? Do they get a hardon for you because they think you're about to die or what?
If my HP are low and I'm f*cking around in Eldieme...yeah, like I need any help. F*cking goths. Stick that scythe up your bony butt.

F*ck typos. Maek me guh bck and speel stuf rite.


#80 Oct 01 2004 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent
121 posts
every gob in Kahzam can burn. BURN I SAY!!

one of these days ill get my revenge. Just you watch. No don't watch because I dont like you.

Stop touching me.
#81 Oct 01 2004 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
690 posts
I dont even want to know where you got the picture....

your dad?

No, that's his girlfriend. Did she wear that to the wedding, bro?

--Arondight, Bismarck
Nothing that is so, is so.
#82 Oct 01 2004 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
1,315 posts
First of all a[/b]sscracks, if you're not smart enough to get past the "swear" filters, then you're just not smart.

I switched my avatar you pig fu[b]
cker after I saw Capt. Gary Coleman get into a fist fight while working his parking lot attendant job. That midget is quick!

Yeah, Sioux, I'd fu[/b]ck Hanson so your hot in my book, but this is not the place for compliments. And you don't have the shoulders of a quarterback, perhaps a "tight end."

And Vimien you a[b]
ss suckin' Canuck. Why don't you **** have a sense of humor up there? Hell, you even got pissed at Conan O'Brien and his rude rubber dog. It's a fu[/b]ckin' joke, morons!

ck Taru's farming or camping NM's. I can't see your little a[/b]ss. So, If I take your mob just suck it up and cry to your fu[b]ckin' Moogle cause I ain't hearing it.

Arondight that is my girlfriend from high school Bob. She likes to fu[/b]ck weird sh[b]it.

#83 Oct 01 2004 at 6:57 PM Rating: Good
1,002 posts
Arondight, Bismarck

f ucking noob *** fartknocker.. who the f uck do you think you are.. i will kill you..

Edited, Fri Oct 1 19:58:00 2004 by Hiptaruu
#84 Oct 01 2004 at 7:46 PM Rating: Decent
446 posts
Xanoxonax wrote:
Ok, first of all, just STFU.

Yeah, that's right. Shut the f*ck up. I ROXOR ALL U SUXORS!1!

Don't even reply to this, because I simply PWN all you ******** So all of you assclowns just get in line and start humming on my balls, ok? Know why you need to hum on my balls? I'll tell you why. All you ******* cry and complain about the gil farmers, yet you know you buy gil online, and that's why you have the uber gear. Don't f*cking lie to me, because I know it's true. You try to say you farmed you *** off for that ****, but whatever. We all know Americans are lazy. No way you farmed the gil needed for that Peacock Charm, Hauberk +1 and two Sniper's Rings +1. Unless by farm you mean "sucked Jerryx's ****", except that he's a Galka and therefore doesn't have a *****. So, you probably blew one of the other Jerries, namely one of the Tarus, which makes you a pederast. Don't know what that means? Go look it up in the dictionary, you illiterate f*ck.

So, in closing, just remember: Xanoxonax > you worthless ********

Edited, Wed Sep 29 07:48:49 2004 by Xanoxonax

Wow that was pretty lame, some of us actually do farm for our gil, I spent 2 months as a Lv 40 and then 2 months at level 50 doing nothing but farming for the equipment that I have.
As far as Elvaan mages being useless.....
Fu*k All of you and the horse you rode in on. I dare you to get to my level and party with me, I'll prove you wrong, and if you don't I'll bust out the NINJA/GRANDMA job and pwn all of you.

/em waves to Kmartaru!

p.s. rated all you dumbfu*ks up great read! ^^

Edited, Fri Oct 1 20:48:08 2004 by zandertheredmage
#85 Oct 02 2004 at 12:19 AM Rating: Good
And another thing!

Now there is to be no rating, no apologies and absolutely no feelings will be hurt.

Pfft, Trizz f*ck that. I'm gonna rate your punk *** up, just because I don't like being told what to do. Enjoy this rate up b*tch!

HAHA plus, everybody knows that today is opposite day so by rating you up, I'm actually rating you DOWN according to the rules of opposite day. Suck it!

Feel the almighty wrath of the Sage rate Up!

Edited, Sat Oct 2 01:20:31 2004 by Solrain
#86 Oct 02 2004 at 4:19 AM Rating: Good
Red Mages suck!

WTF is up with anyone who would pick RDM as a job!? Only gay blind Italians with no subjob would be a RDM!
You don't have Cure V, you don't have Reraise, you can't use a Great Katana and you just suck off monkeys at the zoo!
I'm supposed to get all hot and bothered because you can solo, well here's news pimpy pants: it takes you FORTY MINUTES to kill a freaking Goblin Weaver! I've seen you homos out there in West Ron at level 50, trying to skill up on the bunnies and getting your asses beat. Well you know what, you suck it off for Earth Crystals, you bozos.

Yeah, you're looking at my sig, you know why I'm a RDM?
Because I suck!
That's right, I can just blow me. I can go take a flying fu[/b]ck at a rolling donut, that's what I can do. All I do is run around in Gusgen all day, I swear I must be a gilfarmer, because I'm always anon...and I NEVER LEAVE.

I was trying to camp the Emperor once, and you know who was there? ME! And I didn't get the spawn, because I got in my way and someone else got it. God, someone should do something about me, can't we call SE or something?

Every time I go to the Dunes, I'm there. I swear I'm never going to level out of the Dunes...every time I go down there to level a sub or something, I'm there.

I got MPKed by me so many goddamn times. I trained onto me, and I wouldn't even offer me a raise afterward, I just laughed.

Every time I join a party and I'm the WHM, I die. Some f*cking white mage. Jesus, can we get a Cure over here pretty please?

F*ck me. Next time I see me in game I'm going to slap the sh[b]
it out of me.

I am having way too much fun with this
#87 Oct 02 2004 at 4:25 AM Rating: Decent
510 posts
**** Sioux! ******* newb RDM!

And **** the rest of you too.
#88 Oct 02 2004 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
1. WHM's are Asshats
2. Elvaan Mages are teh suk
3. DRK can't hit ****


my time to strike back.
Today I was all the time at the canyon. Never I found one to join a party with me. Some reasons where that I R "Highlevel" :p or these japanese guys just didnt understand my wish. Well atleast I couldnt complain about support there, I had almost all the time Protection spells on me...
So I was really happy that I found someone to party with me. A DRK14/WHM7. To make it short I (WAR14) and he made awesome exp there, slayed lots of dahmals and other mob. We were a great combination. He healed me sometimes as backup and between this he made great damage on the mobs. I could only help out with provoking agros away from his ***.
Not to forget he is an Elvaan ^^ and in rl a Canadian.
He made a good job, awesome.

Btw. Bush sucks, because he destroys the world!
#89 Oct 03 2004 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good

my time to strike back.
Today I was all the time at the canyon. Never I found one to join a party with me. Some reasons where that I R "Highlevel" :p or these japanese guys just didnt understand my wish. Well atleast I couldnt complain about support there, I had almost all the time Protection spells on me...
So I was really happy that I found someone to party with me. A DRK14/WHM7. To make it short I (WAR14) and he made awesome exp there, slayed lots of dahmals and other mob. We were a great combination. He healed me sometimes as backup and between this he made great damage on the mobs. I could only help out with provoking agros away from his ***.
Not to forget he is an Elvaan ^^ and in rl a Canadian.
He made a good job, awesome.

I have no clue what the hell you just said!

Btw. Bush sucks, because he destroys the world!

And you suck because you destroy grammar! And you are in no point to criticize because everyone knows what happened the last time a major leader from your country rose to power...

(no offense Grim, just messing with ya ^_~)

Edited, Sun Oct 3 15:38:43 2004 by Solrain
#90 Oct 03 2004 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
690 posts
How much more f*cking can we do on this thread?

F*ck the police! That's right. F*ck the police! Every chance you get.

I love NINs. Especially NIN/WHMs No one beats a NIN/WHM at sucking big floppy donkey d*ck. They suck even more than DRK/DRGs. They should run d*ck sucking marathons to see who sucks more d*ck. Even the Grandma sub can't suck more d*ck than these guys. True champions, I tell ya.

And f*ck Sioux and her great f*cking sense of humor. F*ck it all. I swear, if you make me laugh one more time I'm gonna shove a Yew wand up your *** (along with all the other sh*t up there).

And f*ck SE. F*ck them right in their collective ears. F*ck them for making such a great game that beats the hell out of the other MMORPGs out there. What the f*ck is their problem? That's not how things are done.

And lastly, f*ck me for running out of things to f*ck. I swear, I hate my imagination and creativity. They suck more d*ck than a NIN/WHM.

And f*ck Jesus. God damn hippie.

Edited to f*ck myself.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Edited, Sun Oct 3 15:44:47 2004 by sagashe
Nothing that is so, is so.
#91 Oct 03 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
Arondight, you fu[/b]cking smartass, what the fu[b]ck.

I'll turn on your little sunlamp here buddy, and wake you up to a grand old obvious fact that everyone else in this game already knew; NIN/WHM whips Superman's ***.
Here are the facts about NIN/WHM! Don't listen to Arondight, he likes to freebase and post, and we all know that isn't good.

Just say no, Mr. Mentions-donkey-di[/sm]ck-a-lot.

1) NIN/WHM is the best tank!
They can tank better than a PLD! They take NO damage, the mob is glued onto them with hate, and they make PLDs look like THF/SMN trying to tank. They're a PLD with Invincible ALL THE TIME!

2) Cure! They have Cure! If your WHM dies, guess who's saving the day?
Is it Batman? No.
Is it Arondight? Hell no, he's in Ordelle's Caves waiting on the Valkurm Emperor.

***THE NIN/WHM.***


3) They can dual wield wands, giving them EVEN MORE NIN/WHM AWESOMENESS. They will cure you for so much you'll just get up out of your chair and go make a sandwich, and you'll know you can, because everything's under control baby.

4) They have Ninjutsu! If you invite NIN/WHM instead of a PLD, you have freed up a party space, so you can add another BLM!!!
The NIN can then Ninjutsu the mob, causing fire to do UBER DAMAGE.
And don't be scared Mr. BLM, remember, you're in good hands. The PLDs get you killed, not NIN/WHM.


So don't listen to the haters! Play the game like a true Xtreme player, the ultimate tank, the ultimate DD, the ultimate character! NIN/WHM all the way!

[sm]Many thanks to the Red Mage forums, especially the 'RDM/WARs make the best tanks' posts. And Arondight, you're pretty damn funny yourself, so f*ck you too asshat ^^

Edit: Ripped the English language a new one

Edited, Mon Oct 4 07:01:39 2004 by Sioux
#92 Oct 03 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
690 posts
Alright, let's be fair. Batman ALWAYS saves the day. I have two words for you, f*cktard: f*cking Utility belt! (if you want to point out to me that that's 3 words, may I point out to you that... F*CK OFF!)

And another thing, sh*teater, I camp Ordelle's for Leaping Lizzy, not the emperor. The Valkurm Emperor can suck my big floppy donkey d*ck (and he has... and boy is he good. Better than you'll ever be).

Where do you get the gall to call me an asshat? What the f*ck is an asshat anyway? F*ck asshats. And f*ck the person who came up with that term. What a f*cking loser. It should be called the big-brown-eyehat. Get a clue, f*ckers.

And f*ck sandwiches.

And... and... DONKEY D*CK!!

--Arondight, Bismarck
Nothing that is so, is so.
#93 Oct 04 2004 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
363 posts
F*CK ALL THE BLM OUT THERE. The fact that SE gave BLM the ability to carry a f*cking scyth pisses me the hell off. NOT only can you blow up a mob with your magic, you need a goddamn super weapon to hack away that char'd mob after you fried him. WTF were they thinking? SE should give us WHM the ability to use Great katana's or axe's. F*ck, i'll even take a goddamn P*ssy *** bow over my staff. Where's the f*cking love?

Oh, and triz, we probably didn't think that Conan O'brien joke because a) he's not f*cking funny anyway or b) because we weren't drunk at that time. It takes a lot of beers before we find you dumbass americans the slightess funny. You want to hear some funny late night sh*t, watch Open Mike with Mike Bullard

Arondight, everyone knows Leaping Lizzy is in Torongi Canyon you dumbf*ck.

Oh, and you want to know something else...f*ck all those researchers that still can't find a cure the the f*cking common cold. all this f*cking brain power and we still have flu season and ****. I mean, nuke them f*cking viruses. I can believe microorganism are kicking the **** out of us. MAN humans are such pussies. I mean, could some hugeass animal wipe out the human race? NOOOO...we have to get slapped around by the smallest f*cking thing on the planet.

Oh, and f*ck anyone else who wants to f*ck with me. ask the goblin I blew up with HOLY. THAT's RIGHT, I'll make your eyes pop out of your head before you can pull back that bow Triz!

oh..and whm should be DD's post 50..HOLY IS SO F*CKING COOL. Move the f*ck over you goddamn BLM with scyths.

#94 Oct 04 2004 at 10:13 AM Rating: Decent
790 posts
BLM gets a token scythe weapon because the Tarutaru BLM/DRK Arch Angel uses a scythe. WHM did not get jack because there's no WHM Arch Angel. SE just don't think WHM are cool enough to be an Arch Angel. Heh, to be fair, they should give WHM great swords. Since they gave BLM 1/2 of the DRK's ******** WHM should get the other 1/2. But then RDM would be the next to complain. lol

BTW, Vimien, if you get paid everytime you used a "*", you would be f*cking rich. rofl

Since this is a flame thread. I would just like to say. If you are not a RDM or DRK, you suck. ;P
#95 Oct 04 2004 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
919 posts
Whitemage - Suck. Only good for teleports but it seems like the idiots dont know how to use it because i can never find one.

Darks- Darks cant hit **** and suck at gaining tp.

Gil Farmers- Make FFXI a more enjoyable experience.
#96 Oct 04 2004 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
1,315 posts
Vimien don't try to be a tough WHM please. I crap bigger than you. Tough WHM is a fu[/b]cking oxymoron, with moron emphasized. When you can one shot a weak a[b]ss Sea Monk, you let me know.

Arondight, I can't even read your horsesh[/b]it from all the
*s in it so I will just give you a general Monday morning fu[b]
ck off.

Also, if you have to ask what to pull, don't be a puller. If you have to ask the WHM every time if they have enough MP, don't be a puller. If you don't join in a skill chain after you have been instructed several times when and what you need to do, and the person starting the chain actually types, "I'm going now" and uses obvious sc macros and then you report your tp as 250% after the fight is over, fu[/b]ckin' beat it outta my party please. I hate you for wasting my time and patience.

If you're a fu[b]
cking mage in a party, for the love of God don't sub anything melee. If you are a RDM and I see you voke when I am pt leader, you just went LFG dumba[b][/b]ss.

Edited, Mon Oct 4 13:10:59 2004 by Trizzoro
#97 Oct 04 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Decent
228 posts

/em removes her gloves.

#98 Oct 04 2004 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
790 posts
Eldriss, use your dark scythe. Give in to your dark scythe. rofl
#99 Oct 04 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Decent

If you have problems with my english grammer learn german!

What do you mean with major leader of my country :p
As far I know my nationality is german. <looks if he checks it ^^>

- Bush sucks, because he acts for personal interests. Like his involvement in the oilindustry. <I got more... lala~>
and he is lame as me in articulateing in english :p
#100 Oct 04 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
363 posts
oooooo....looks like I struck a nerve in the BLM departement.. you all thought you were immune weren't ya. Well, listen here you smurf, before I punt you football style all the way back to your tree-hugging city, you guys KNOW that you are WAY to spoiled. Give me that great sword and then we will rumble Jubon. Oh, and don't try to distract me while I'm kicking your *** by doing that 'dance' everyone thinks is so cute. PLEASE....just because we elvaans have 2 left feet doesn't mean we can't break it down (we can be cute........... **** off)

Oh and Triz, I have **** some ********** before (ask my moogle, he still has nightmares from cleaning up after my crapper in my mog house broke resulting from it) so stand downwind after bean-night from me and see who is the ********* (this no longer makes sense)

Emilyia (pronounced Ee-mil-lee-ah for everyone to know), just because your a baddass DRK and could probably make me run like a scared girl (I would have to learn how to scream like one from Triz) doesn't mean you don't suck. Go play with Hanson (Han-sun), he's waiting for you. Remember, I can cast teleport (tel-i-port) before you can swing that garden tool once at me.

Oh, and **** reality TV shows. I'll take a goddamn sitcom any day. What's that new one on TV now? Guys dressing up like girls? man tv sucks now.

(btw Jubon, I would love to see Flare...I can't imagine how cool it would look, i'm still enjoying watching holy go off.. Emilyia don't kick my *************** off :))
#101 Oct 04 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
228 posts
/em hands Vimien a GS.

Jubon readies Taru Taunt (target is rendered helpless by the forces of cuteness)

/panic motion
/wait 4
/panic motion
/wait 4
/panic motion

Vimien is silenced.
Vimien is paralyzed.
Vimien is slowed.

Jubon plugs in her Thunder Staff and shoves........

WTF? What happened to the rest of it?!?! BAH! Welcome to Monday

Edited, Mon Oct 4 16:19:21 2004 by Eldriss
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