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#252 Dec 02 2004 at 4:28 PM Rating: Decent
Vimien wrote:
Hey Nat, stop picking on the mage, you worthless escuse for a flamer. I think it's time for me to make you sit the f*ck back down and return to the ******** whence you came from. You've been left unchecked long enough. Wtf are you going off talking about someone else's *****? I'm sure you have enough problems with yours; I mean that itch didn't get there on it's own did it? Stop being such a ***** and post 437 times a day. I'm so f*cking tired of you ******** about your karma on 400 of them, i've made it my personal goal to rate you up just so you'll shut the f*ck up about it. But i guess it's all about the eWang isn't it? S'ok...I guess the size of your eWang inversely proportionate to the real thing in your case. Oh and wtf is up with your Avatar, looks like a 3 yr old on LSD. Sicko. Go stick that 'ewang' in a pencil sharpener. Impossible? Well try the real thing then. I'm sure it'll fit.

Psh. This is nothing more than eWang envy. Not worth my time.

/ja "Dismiss" Vimien
#253 Dec 02 2004 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
363 posts
Psh. This is nothing more than eWang envy. Not worth my time.

/ja "Dismiss" Vimien


Edited, Thu Dec 2 18:58:19 2004 by Vimien
#254 Dec 02 2004 at 9:18 PM Rating: Good
346 posts

#255 Dec 02 2004 at 9:26 PM Rating: Good

/Joust flashbacks
#256 Dec 02 2004 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent
/em drops his enormous, 540-post long, red, throbbing, purple-veined eWang on top of every damned Elvaan Mage on the server, splattering them all into little juicy bits.

Yes, every Elvaan mage. Why discriminate just against Vim?

And the best part Vim? Every time you touch me here, my eWang will get one post larger.

It grows, you see, when you touch it.

Edited, Thu Dec 2 22:22:11 2004 by nataraja
#257 Dec 02 2004 at 10:31 PM Rating: Good
346 posts
Wow. 540 posts long and still a virgin. ;-P
#258 Dec 02 2004 at 10:45 PM Rating: Decent
The only ***** big enough to hold my monster eWang belongs to Sioux.

And I think I made my opinion of that nasty, infected, stinking snatch quite clear on page 5.
#259 Dec 03 2004 at 12:27 AM Rating: Excellent
Nata, you go about dropping that wang on me, I'm gonna bring my sword and point that fu[/sm]cker straight up.

*Sioux begins casting Dispel on the E-wang.*
*Sioux casts Dispel on the E-wang.*
*The E-wang's Size effect disappears!*

/ws "Savage Blade" <E-wang>

Ya bit[/b]ch, all dirty mouth and no action; all walk, no talk. Bring it on, Digital Di[sm]

ps, fu[b]
ck all Elvaans without the talent to be mages.
I'll see YOUR *** in Ballista, kiddo, and only one of us is gonna walk away from that fight. Better red than dead, baby.

Edit: dang that language filter. -_-

Edited, Fri Dec 3 00:29:06 2004 by Sioux
#260 Dec 03 2004 at 1:23 AM Rating: Decent
/em shoots Sioux in the fu[b][/b]cking face and walks away.

Only way to really shut a rabid cur up. You gotta put the ***** down.
#261 Dec 03 2004 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
363 posts
You know what Nat, your posts are like an angry f*ck. You just want to pound them in there with no regard for taste or enjoyment. You come here and boast about the size of your eWang but the **** you write in here makes me want to puke. I mean, people as f*cked as Sioux can put you in your place faster than that last f*ck session you had with your mom. If I remember rightly, she's a back-door type a gal, isn't she? No wait, I remember, its her that like to throw on the strap-on and give YOU a good reaming. Oh, and that baby on LSD is still f*cked. Bring your *** to Ballista and I'll show you what a 'elvaan mage' can do and i'll put off kicking Sioux's @ss for the enjoyment of seeing you lying face first in the dirt getting manhandled by the nearest goblin Smithy after i've dropped you.

Oh, and the the karma f*cker who rates Nat down, your a ***** if you don't fess up. no goddamn rate-downs are allowed in the flame thread. I noticed nat's last post was rated down. Get your *** in here. Nat's eWang is suffering cause of you. He cries at night.
#262 Dec 03 2004 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent
510 posts
What the ****, I got rated down for my fonging post. You little ******* wanted me here, Now ******* deal with me. ******* amatuers.
#263 Dec 03 2004 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
425 posts

Who's the amateur who doesn't know how to fu[/b]cking curse on here yet? Get your $%@#$^@#%^&@$%^%#^#%&#$^& *** outta here, you god[b]damn dirty fu[b][/b]cking hippie.

Edited, Fri Dec 3 08:54:51 2004 by Xanoxonax
#264 Dec 03 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
346 posts
Actually, Zariko, I was the one who was all against having you in here. So you can go home now. Have a nice day. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
#265 Dec 03 2004 at 4:06 PM Rating: Default
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#266 Dec 03 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
You know, I think my big mouth about Ballista is gonna bury me one day. I'll join a match only to find Vimien, Zariko, Nataraja and my entire LS on the opposing side. >.>


...And I'll spank you ALL. Smiley: sly

#267 Dec 03 2004 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
199 posts
I have to say, if im in a bad mood, or if i have had a bad day at work or something..all i have to read some of the lovely comments in this section to bring a little chuckle to me :P I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! lol
By the way, lets see of this will get anything going....Canada Rulz!!!!!! :P

Edited, Fri Dec 3 22:12:31 2004 by Bellrogg
#268 Dec 04 2004 at 1:40 AM Rating: Decent

Bowing out of this for a bit.

Without going into unsolicited detail, irl events are affecting me such that I'm starting to take this too seriously.

I think I need a thicker skin. Smiley: disappointed


Flame on, guys! Smiley: bowdown Normal Nata service will be resumed at some indefinite point.


P.S. My mom likes it in the ear. Get it straight, you inbred cross-eyed dried-***-and-sh[/b]it-between-the-toes buck-toothed sister-fu[b]cking tick-infested lice-covered sh[/b]it-sucking ****-knocking cu[b]nt-rag dog-raping ****-swilling lame-*** no-brain sentient-genital-wart-carrying crab-covered good-for-nothing crazy-*** Newt-Gingritch-worshipping scat-munching snot-nosed cu[/b]nt-of-rat-licking...


A parting blast, as a measure of my esteem for your collective creativity. Smiley: smile

Edited, Sat Dec 4 01:41:58 2004 by nataraja
#269 Dec 04 2004 at 2:52 AM Rating: Good
It's all good Nata, it was fun flaming with you. ;)

There is a fine line, I know what you mean; I used to tease with my friends like this, then someone would say something and I'd be like "WTF!" ;)

Be cool man, take care ;) We'll be here to throw more abuse when you get back ;)
#270 Dec 04 2004 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
446 posts
and **** everyone from canada all you people are inbred aunt and uncle ******* sons of ******* who crawled out from the bowels of something nasty that went into a toilet...

oh and another thing too, **** Zariko... stupid purple power ranger....

(im not even trying anymore)
#271 Dec 04 2004 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
F.uck this rating system, F.uck everyone that thinks that their status here makes them a super hero or the defender of FFXI truth. F.uck The Goblin Karma Camping Nuker that is stalking me and Nat, and I have more steam to let of but for now this is all I have.
#272 Dec 04 2004 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
230 posts
[quote=zandertheredmage the ********* CANADA
and **** everyone from canada all you people are inbred aunt and uncle ******* sons of ******* who crawled out from the bowels of something nasty that went into a toilet...

I thought that was West Virginia?

(its obvious you werent trying)
#273 Dec 04 2004 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
690 posts
nataraja wrote:
DOG **** TACO!


Which is what Sioux is.

Zariko's the purple version.

Vimien is an Elvaan white mage. I don't believe I need to go any further than that.

And I'm just an utter douchebag for not being able to come up with ANYTHING to put on this thread for the last 2 pages. F*ck me. F*ck me right in my elephant sized ear!

Those E-wang posts should have brought out some retort from me. SOMETHING! For the love of all that's sacred, I got nothin'. So flame on you flaming ****** f*ckers. I'm just gonna be a bystander for a while because I'm such a god damn pu*sy.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Nothing that is so, is so.
#274 Dec 04 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
629 posts
Galkas dont reproduce asexualy, and they dont ***** each other.

They stare at penthouse and playboy and f.uck their fist. Where have you guys been? Oh right, too busy doing that yourself to notice.

Galkas are born from the little splash of *** stuck between the pages of the mag. Then they grow up to be stupid *** BUTTERSHEEP war/whm. The f.ucking ********

edit: lol just saw this thread, very fun ^-^

Edited, Sat Dec 4 16:15:21 2004 by Kaiko
#275 Dec 05 2004 at 12:53 AM Rating: Good
346 posts
sagashe wrote:
I'm just gonna be a bystander for a while because I'm such a god damn pu*sy.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Don't you mean "worhtless, no good, all-used-up, goat ***-drenched *****?"

And while we're on the topic of you, who untied your gag? I thought everyone knew not to let the idiot speak unless we're throwing a party. Then Arondight can make a fool of himself so the rest of us can have a good belly chuckle from his utter stupidity. And also so Arondight can serve as a warning for what happens when inbreeding occurs.

Edited spelling.

Edited, Sun Dec 5 17:21:54 2004 by szandorr
#276 Dec 05 2004 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
For those who enjoy mildly disgusting descriptive passages:

This is what Penny Arcade has to say about Prince of Persia 2.
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