What would a monster say if it could talk?Follow

:Any starting area mob:

Why's everybody picking on me?

:Crawlers:

Oh **** here comes someone else, I just reincarnate and BAM another f%cking arrow.

Goblins:

"What the fu[b][/b]ck is wrong with this thing...." *BOOM*

--Arondight, Bismarck

i wish i could find the picture i saw of the NMs talking in their own linkshell. somebody edited the names to fit the ones of NMs and it said things like

<LeapingLizzy> man i need to change my home point.

Gob talking to Bard in starter area:

"Duuude, why are you trying to paper cut me?!"

Edited, Thu Jul 14 14:58:02 2005 by Derzerb

Edited, Thu Jul 14 15:00:38 2005 by Derzerb

Tonberry:

oh **** its Supamak! ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

I knew ive seen this before ^^ I love it. Here is a compilation of my favorites:

Found this odd linkshell in my mog safe. When I equipped it I heard the following conversations:

-==== Welcome to Bismarck ====-
LS Message, Dvorovoi: Setting up a BCNM against BRD, DRK, RDM, WHM, PLD, and RNG tomorrow. 6/30/05

Rock Lizard : Yo guys, sup?

Walking Sapling : Hey RL.

Mad Sheep : sup RL

Valkurm Emperor : damnit, died again. I hate pting in Valk

Warchief Vatgit : who u pting with man?

Valkurm Emperor : Some noobie Damselflies

Earth Elemental : Hey guys. Dusty today, huh?

Valkurm Emperor : GL, can you raise?

Goblin Leecher : Sorry man, pting with Mug and Butch right now

Snipper : HAY GUYZ SUP CNA I PT WIT U!!?!?!//1

Goblin Butcher : Oh hell...I thought I booted you.

Snipper : HAHA I HAXED TEH LS!!!!111ONEONEONEONE

Snipper was booted from the Linkshell.

Mad Sheep : thx man

King Behemoth : Hey guys

Rock Lizard : yo.

Goblin Leecher : Sup bro.

King Behemoth : XD

Valkurm Emperor : what happened now? killing TWTBWs again?

King Behemoth : lol, yeah, I just used Meteor, ROFL

Mad Sheep : nice

Goblin Leecher : ZONE IT GAM!

Goblin Gambler : I'm going!!!

Goblin Mugger : Dang guys i g2g im tired

Goblin Gambler : Pansy

Tremor Ram : Hey guys, i just stepped on a taru

Valkurm Emperor : someone raise me?

Goblin Leecher : Okay, coming emp

Valkurm Emperor : Nvm, I'll HP

Goblin Leecher : Bastage.

Crab : lvl 17 Fighter LFG in dunes

Ghoul : Hey Ban, you on?

Banshee : Yah.

Ghoul : Want to xp?

Banshee : Sure.

Goblin Butcher : afk

Goblin Weaver : k

Ghoul : Let’s go back to Quifim, got mad xp there last night.

Ghoul : Got a 6 EXP chain there

Enchanted Bones : Sweet.

Banshee : heh, that is nothing.^^

Crab : lvl 17 Fighter LFG in dunes

Leaping Lizzy : Hey all.

Mist Lizard : Hey.

Rock Lizard : Yo.

Leaping Lizzy : Damn, died again.

Leaping Lizzy : Really need to change my HP. Too many aggros in
this zone.

Goblin Butcher : back

Goblin Weaver : finally, pull away.

Goblin Butcher : Got a Monk.

Goblin Butcher : Do BLMs link with Monks?

Goblin Weaver : think so

Goblin Butcher : Incoming Monk!!! <call2>

Goblin Weaver : NO!

Goblin Weaver : sigh…

Goblin Butcher : opps

Goblin Butcher : afk a sec

Crab : lvl 17 Fighter LFG in dunes

Pugil : no one is going to group with you

Crab : shut it Pugil

Crab : you just stood there yesterday when that Ninja aggroed on me

Pugil : you need better equipment

Crab : I have great armor

Pugil : and you need to learn to provoke

Pugil : Make a macro!

Crab : whatever

Yhator Manragora : Forming group to help get my RSA!!

Yhator Manragora : Dark, will you help?^^

Dark Dragon : sure.

Yhator Manragora : cool, we are planning on doing it tomorrow
night.

Dark Dragon : eh, don’t think I’ll be on tomorrow

Yhator Manragora : ???

Dark Dragon : I seem to draw too much aggro on Friday and Saturday nights. Try to avoid playing then.

Yhator Manragora : -_-

Phantom : hey cross, want to camp the ship with me?

Crossbones : dunno, not so good xp in last group I was in there

Phantom : that is because you guys just stay above deck, the good xp is below deck in the storage hold.

Phantom : lots of under cons there.

Crossbones : o i c

Goblin Mugger : Where can I sell these Beastmen Seals?

Goblin Gambler : You can’t.

Goblin Mugger : What are they for?

Goblin Mugger : anyone know?

Dvorovoi : You can use them to unlock boss encounters at high level.

Goblin Mugger : oh cool, are the boss encounters hard?

Dvorovoi : Kinda.

Dvorovoi : You fight six lvl 40s. Usually a Bard, Paladin, White Mage, Monk and some other damage classes.

Dvorovoi : They all use their 2 hours.

Goblin Mugger : whoa

Yagudo Initiate : What about these Tarutaru jackets, are they good for anything?

Dvorovoi : Not sure.

Goblin Weaver : You can break them down with a Lightning Crystal and get 3 Grass Thread.

Goblin Weaver : I’ll buy stacks of the thread off you.

Yagudo Initiate : No thanks. I am thinking about taking up crafting.

Goblin Weaver : ^^

Land Worm : Help!!!! /help

Clipper : Darn, they saw me too.

Land Worm : wtf

Wight : Hey Ban, u coming?

Banshee : Yeah, sorry. Had to sell my stuff.

Wight : Hurry now! It is almost 20:00 and those low levels start dissappearing!

Banshee : omw

Land Worm : Damn. They got me.

Land Worm : I sure hate when they heal over my dead body.

Clipper : I'm sorry worm, I had blind, paralyze, poison, dia and slow on me. Darn RDMs...

Land Worm : I have one of those RDMs on sight... Ban?

Banshee : Almost there! Pull it before it goes!

Land Worm : By the powers of the <earth>, you are frozen, Anakat!!

Land worm starts casting Bind on Anakat

Anakat is bound.

Land Worm : Haha! You are <bound>, Anakat!

Banshee : Great, I see him!! TWTBW... Will be dead on 2 seconds.

Banshee : Attacking Anakat! Be prepared! <scall10>

Wight : Worm, what did we tell you about those spamming text Macros?

Land Worm : Sorry, I forgot to remove the text from this macro.

Anakat calls for help!

Land Worm : lol.. No use to call for help, my friend...

Banshee defeats Anakat.

Wight : Oh darn. You got him too fast.

The Wight waves to Banshee

Banshee waves to Wight

Land Worm : Watch that WHM, Banshee! I can't see his level, but by his armor I'd say he is almost 70.

Banshee : Oops... I hope he doesn't aggro me...

Banshee : Phew.. he didn't see me.

Land Worm : It seems he is going to raise that one you just killed...

Banshee : Ohhhh.. really?

JPN_WHM starts casting raise on Anakat

Anakat is raised.

Banshee : Attacking Anakat! Be prepared! <scall10>

Banshee starts casting poison on Anakat

Anakat is poisoned

Banshee defeats Anakat.

Banshee : LOL

Clipper : LMAO!!!! And the WHM didn't attack! He went to heal himself in the middle of the pond.

Land Worm : I still think I can get to that spot somehow... I just haven't found the way.

Clipper : Oh, I've tried. I wonder why S/E allows them to go there, but not us...

Land worm points to JPN_WHM

Clipper: Yeah, he is moving towards the dead one.

Banshee : Ohhh... It seems he didn't see me... again!

JPN_WHM starts casting Raise on Anakat

Anakat is raised.

Banshee : Attacking Anakat! Be prepared! <scall10>

Banshee starts casting poison on Anakat

Anakat is poisoned

Banshee defeats Anakat.

Banshee : LOL.. this is really fun!!!

Land Worm : Well, It seems J WHM don't link / aggro at all.

Wight : Indeed. Maybe they just don't link with E low levels.

Wild Rabbit : Hi LS!

Clipper : New member of the LS?

Wild Rabbit : Hey.. I was wondering.. can any of you spare me some gil? I really need to buy some spells / armor.

Wild Dhalmel : You just have to farm like everyone else.

Wild Dhalmel : Camp near citys but not too close to the gate.

JPN_WHM starts casting Raise on Anakat

Anakat is raised.

Banshee : Oh, went to the middle of the pond. Coward!

Clipper : Lol, at least you got it 3 times.

Wight : This is such a nice camp... A little bit crowded, but a lot of EP and TWTBW.

Banshee : Oh man, is almost 4:00. I gtg.

Wight : Yeah, I will log off too. The wife is giving me a hard time again.

Banshee : Thanks for the Party

Land Worm : anyone staying?

Clipper : I am

Goblin Weaver : Hey lizzy, you're still lvl 9?

Leaping Lizzy : Yeah, I've been lvl 9 for like 2 years, keep deleveling.

Valkurm Emperor : I know your feeling, my guide said this was a good spot for Easy Prey, but those damn lvl 75 IT keep spawning in the zone. Stupid brady game piece of crap guide.

Dvorovoi : Bah, you guys suck. You need a good party, I'm making killer xp with my 6 domovoi friends.

Dvorovoi : Crap, a bard.

Leaping Lizzy : Bwaga, you're dead now!

Goblin butcher : LOL

Dvorovoi : You wish noob. I casted flood right at the start, wiped out most of their team, #5 chain in one fight :DXXXX

Goblin Weaver : You own Dvorovoi!

Leaping Lizzy : WTF, another human aggroed... Any Leechers near S. Gustaberg?

Goblin Leecher : /snort NO... /laugh

White Lizard : I hate lvling in Yhoator. Why do all these mandy monks have crappy equipment? I do most of the killing myself.

Goblin butcher : Hold on whitey, I'll clear the high lvl ones.

Chamber beetle : You should come to Garlaige, it's the best place for easy spawns, the AI is screwed up, killing is almost too easy.

Argus : 'sup all.

Goblin butcher : Argus! Man, it's been a long time since you logged on.

Argus : sh*t, I'm already dead. F that, I'm gonna go play counterstrike.

Leaping Lizzy : Hey all.

Mist Lizard : Hey.

Rock Lizard : wb

Leaping Lizzy : Damn, died again.


/justforfun

thats just damn hilarious

"Me want cookie" "Cookie Please"

Leaping Lizzy - OMFG WTF!!! Thats the 27th time today I got my shoes ganked.

Kraken - Stop whinning, at least you havent been camping the same flower the past 2 years.

Snipper - Raise please <I=8>

Pugil - Just go back to homepoint, its faster

Snipper - ...

Mandragora1 - Haha, just put a whole party to sleep

Mandragora2 - haha, I love doing that. Espically when the mages try to melee

Mandragora1 - oh crap...

Land Worm - Damn rangers and their stupid bows

Mandragora1 - Raise please <J-8>

Pugil - ...

Bubbling Bernie - At somepoint im going to learn NOT to try to take the fish...

Night Bats - Jetstream kicks @ss!!!

Pugil - Not as good as screwdriver. I've killed many a pld's with it

Fallen mage - grrr, someone just stole my keys. How am I gonna get in my mog house!!

Land Worm - grrr, stupid rangers

Wild Rarab - I know its wrong but this low lvl bst asked me to help him so I did.

Kraken - Sell out!

Kraken - <Your link peral has been broken>

Landworm - I HATE RANGERS!!!!

Bogy - Heya, anyone want to come to selbina gates and camp noobs, exp sucks but its fun.

Fallen Mage - I'll come as soon as I find that ******* that took my keys.

Pirate - I'm on the boat now on my way there, I'll meet you outside.

Yagudo - Could someone check AH for a yagudo necklace, someone took mine.

Goblin Digger - I'll look, Im there buying pickaxes anyway

Yagudo - Thanks, this crap happens everyday

Goblin Digger - 87 in stock. Damn, the price of lighting crsytals is skyrocketing

Giga - man clipper, your armor sucks, you need a upgrade

Clipper - That means alot coming from a 9 foot tall green giant that wears shields as pants

Giga - Dude, thats wrong

Snipper - Raise plase <I-7>

Pugil - ...

Landworm - Yeah, get close enough for me to bind you ya little *******

Beetle - Hey, Kraken wants back in, he said hes sorry.

Old Sabertooth - I really wish I could just die and stay dead.

Stalking Sappling - What did the five fingers say to the face...SPROUT SMACK!!

Gobbue - Thats really getting old.

Beetle - Kranken really wants back in...

Wild Rarab - Ok but if he pisses me off again hes gone.

Kraken - Thanks for letting me back.

Kraken - IM RICK JAMES BEYOTCH!!!!

Kraken - <Your link peral has been broken>