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#1 Jun 14 2006 at 11:04 AM Rating: Sub-Default
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE POWER THAT IS MAYHEM? I THINK NOT BUD. THE DAY I SEE THE WRATH OF GOD AND OR GODDESS SMOTE, YES I SAID SMOTE UPON THE WRECKAGE I SHALL REPENT!!! AND THEE SHALL FOLLOW INTO OBLIVION!!

MAYHEM FO' LIFE

MY MOTTOW: "WHEN YOUR TALKING ABOUT STUFF THAT IS THE ****, TAP THAT CAPS LOCK BOOOOYYYYIIEEEE"

THE MAN HAS LET YOU DOWN MY FRIENDS HOW SHALL YOU RECKTIFY HIM?

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#2 Jun 14 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, except no.
#3 Jun 14 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Aute 4tw!
#4 Jun 14 2006 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
Dear:

[X] Moron
[ ] Loser
[ ] Ganker
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[X] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the sticky thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Black Mages!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Dragoons!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Ninjas!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Beast Master!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[X] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[X] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Jhingles.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[X] Delete your Content IDs.
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat AV.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go join World of Warcraft.

Sincerely,

[ ] A concerned friend.
[ ] Your worst enemy.
[X] A general passer-by.
#5 Jun 14 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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wow.. that was pretty odd.

"-The topic/content of your post is made by Jhingles." <--- that option was hilarious.
#6 Jun 15 2006 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
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I believe this post lowered my IQ... but I liked Bal's post, so here it is a again, only in quote form =D

Quote:
Dear:

[X] Moron
[ ] Loser
[ ] Ganker
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[X] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the sticky thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Black Mages!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Dragoons!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Ninjas!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Beast Master!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[X] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[X] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Jhingles.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[X] Delete your Content IDs.
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat AV.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go join World of Warcraft.

Sincerely,

[ ] A concerned friend.
[ ] Your worst enemy.
[X] A general passer-by.
#7 Jun 15 2006 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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My favorite part, but with my own opinions:
Quote:
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[x] Get a life.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[x] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[x] Go join World of Warcraft.
[x] Go sit on the top of Mount Merapi
#8 Jun 15 2006 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Bal you made my coffee come up through my nose..that struck me as halarious.. and I agree with you. OP shouldn't let his retarded father post for him.
#9 Jun 15 2006 at 10:27 AM Rating: Decent
glad i could make ya'll laugh :P
#10 Jun 15 2006 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
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Ooooh..nice linkshell marketing and advertisement. I think I am going to run right over and join. NOT!
#11 Jun 15 2006 at 12:25 PM Rating: Default
uuuu yeah sorry aboutt that. My neighbor came over and he is insane. I think his parents beat him. yea so sorry, im changing my password...
#12 Jun 15 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
nice cover. now people won't think your a dumbass for making a post like you did. now all you need to do is make your escape. oh wait. people already think your an idiot....guess your cover wasn't that good...never mind...
#13 Jun 15 2006 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Balfor is on the prowl these days lol. Vinnie, c'mon man...I knew you were a little crazy but that excuse isnt even a little believable :p

Better off not saying anything or at least something like 'My cat can type and speak english and he wrote it after he was accepted into xProjectmayhamx'. Now THAT I would believe....
#14 Jun 15 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Default
'My cat can type and speak english and he wrote it after he was accepted into xProjectmayhamx'.
#15 Jun 15 2006 at 8:22 PM Rating: Good
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Please excuse, Vinnie, he's just a step above being a ******.

I'm impressed by your dedication, but nice job making us look like ****. :/
#16 Jun 15 2006 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Bal you kill me.

That was classic!
#17 Jun 15 2006 at 9:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Therealvinnie wrote:
can someone tell me how to dismatle a hp psc 1600 All-in-one printer? i was messing with it and now my finger got jammed up inside it and no one is in the house the only way i can communicate is through theis forum. you guys are my last hope i cant reach the phone an the blood loss is making me dizzy.

o god the blood is everywhere plz help me.


Has anyone else seen this thread?
Its on themain forum
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10;mid=115040750293348498;num=47;page=1
#18 Jun 16 2006 at 1:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't mind if I steal that. It's just FAR too good not to use.
#19 Jun 16 2006 at 5:18 AM Rating: Good
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Balfor, that was absolutely fucking brilliant!

--Arondight, Bismarck
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#20 Jun 16 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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I thought it was funny. He was 'original' so to speak with advertising the LS, good or bad, and I see he got his finger unstuck from the printer because he used Caps Lock and exclamation marks. I first read it and thought he was watching an early morning televangelist show.

Edited, Jun 16th 2006 at 8:01am EDT by Gamion
#21 Jun 16 2006 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
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lol...
#22 Jun 16 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Default
:)
#23 Jun 17 2006 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
sagashe wrote:
Balfor, that was absolutely fucking brilliant!

--Arondight, Bismarck



glad to see you liked it aron
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