This is the product of me chatting to my LS while LFP. SOme of the ideas are theirs. WARNING: this post has very little value whatsoever, I'm just bored enough to post it.
Basically the game starts as you arrive at the dunes.
RULES: 1 drink = 1 finger, 1 swig, 1 bottle whatever
If you recieve a blind invite - 1 drink
When you accept an invite, check the member list. Take a drink for every pt member with an underlevelled sub.
If all your pt slots are filled but there is no tank and/or healer, take a drink for each one that is missing.
Take a drink for each mob that aggros your pt as it makes its way to camp.
When your puller doesnt listen to other members and pulls without warning, take a drink.
When your WHM goes AFK without telling anyone, take a drink.
Take a drink every time someone in your pt says "let's do pugs" before lvl 15
Take a drink for every death that could've been avoided by semi-sensible playing.
If your pt disbands within 3 fights of being formed, finish the bottle.
Feel free to add your own. Hopefully this will make levelling in Valkurm a little more fun. Remember to drink responsibly ;p