Yea so, I've been playing for a while now, and it's been far too long since I've mad a rant post. Ya know those players that just **** you off? Well I got a list and you are going to hear ALL about them.
First on my list..
Leeluu
Man, this WHM is teh suck. It's like, all I ask is to just follow me everywhere I go and cure me/keep me alive no matter what I fight. Can she do it? NO! You call yourself a WHM. I've seen BLM tank better than you! Yea, you remember all those times you saved the party with a perfectly timed Benediction? Well not good enough babe... keep practicing. I completely blame all those failed attempts at duoing Cherybdis on your lack of skill.
Autechre
Lets get something strait. Just because you work for Nintendo and constantly miss events because you are getting laid doesn't mean I'm jealous. I mean, just because you have a 75 WHM and a 75 BLM and pwnzor stuff all the time doesn't make you cool alright?! Seriously, I didn't even like Metroid Prime. L0ser.
Lyden
Well, I could end this one easily enough. He's a Galka.... And quit organizing everything so well! The universe is chaotic alright, that dare to be different crap is just garbage. I personally like watching people run around in Sea lost with no maps complaining because they got agro for the 14th time in a single event.
Krack
Oh dear.... where to start. First off, you have way too many jobs at 75. Versatility is for who like to suck at a lot of things at once. And your LS Epilogue, what's this working together crap! Everyone should be working to get you more gear, and filling the bank with bling so when you kill the shell you walk away filthy rich. But nooooo.... we always have to do what the MEMBERS want to do. Get a clue man, this game is about you not everyone else.
Jubon
You smell. Next time BRD af drops, just lot the damn things alright? I don't wanna spend ten minutes talking about why you should have it and not me. Generosity is taboo and I for one don't appreciate it. See above: "Get a clue man, this game is about you not everyone else." And quit trying to have fun all the time. don't you know that without personal gain, adventuring is worthless?
Trizzoro
Yea yea.. so what. Your WAR does spectacular damage yadda yadda yadda.. Dude, learn to evade. And besides like I said before, I play this game to get stuff, not for fun. Stop trying to have fun and conversations and such, it just pisses people off.
Xaetica
Just because you know everything doesn't mean you win FFXI. Do you ever actually work while at work? Oh well, what do you expect from someone who plays THF even after the Brady guide clearly proved they are as gimp as MNK if not more.
Hogosha
Go borrow some Treasure Hunter from Xaetica. I'm going to say to you what I said to Lyden, nobody likes organization, knock it off. Oh yea, and take some lessons from Krack on pulling dynamis kkthx...
Dralid
Dralid, I actually want to thank you. You've been a great tank and died many many times for all of our loot. I can't even imagine all the EXP you've lost just so others can gain. You are very skillful, have a wonderfuly helpful personality, and a great officer of Epilogue. to show you my appreciation I will continue to only invite NIN and any melee /NIN to merit parties. Thank you.
Tadolado
I don't know what else to say man, except, that's a damn cool name.
Zuzeeque
You're old and I'm young! You're old and I'm young! Ha ha ha! I can tell because only old people fill their posts with loads of helpful information in proper syntax. If you wanna be cool, stop using paragraphs and periods and stuff.
Aznpride & Mindslaver
You guys just suck because you won't merit with me.
Tsetsuo
You smelly quiter! Come back, nobody likes a quiter!
Mittens
For the love of everything good in the world. Stop helping people! If it wasn't for technology, evolution would take its course. for example, are you wearing glasses right now? Yep, without technology you'd all be dead, eaten by some predator. Well Mittens, all you do is make this game more fun and easy for everyone. It's people like you that keep too many people playing on my server. Less people = more loot for me.
Emish
Where'd you go man?
Lomyn
*Cough* GIMP *Cough*
Sirlimp
Having never had the opportunity to get MPKd by you pulling in Dynamis, I can only say we as a group need to give you more opportunity to prove your gimpness. We've failed you and I'm sorry. Oh yea, and your BRD smells.
Stupid work.. I'll be back for the rest of you soon...