Once a mithra went to the library in Windurst to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to the Librarian Tosuka-Porika at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
Tosuka-Porika looks at the other Librarian Furakku-Norakku and says, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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