I noticed a thread on the WHM board like this (terribly funny stuff) so I thought I'd start one here. Please excuse me if there is one already here that I missed.
I'm in the Valkurm Dunes on <Raise> duty as 38 rdm. Just got the spell and had to take it for a spin.
me>>/sh Please /tell me if you need a raise. Free for all callers.
wait 5 minutes
randomperson>>Hey, can I get a raise?
me>>Sure, whats you <pos>?
randomperson>><insert pos>
me>>kk, brt
Run to <pos>
me>>Umm, can find you. What are you by?
randomperson>>I'm by the tree.
me>>Several trees around here. Can you be more specific?
randomperson>>OMFG!!! THE tree. Can't you see it??
me>>I see several. What I don't see is "THE" tree.
randomperson>>OMFG!! You must be an idiot!!!
me>>Least I'm not a dead idiot. Good luck getting a raise.
/blist add randomperson
/sea all randomperson
randomperson in Sarutabaruta East
/em scratches his head in wonder.
me>>/sh Please /tell me if you need a raise. Free for all callers.
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actually.....that mighta been because their hp was in
E saratubaruta, and they hp'd back, thats y they needed a raise >.> but if not thats pretty funny lol
E saratubaruta, and they hp'd back, thats y they needed a raise >.> but if not thats pretty funny lol
"can you d2 me"- i was a rng/nin at the time... thats racial profiling damnit @_@
a friend of mine had this-
<xxx> "Sub thf so you can sata onto yourself"
a friend of mine had this-
<xxx> "Sub thf so you can sata onto yourself"
The other day I was on Krem (28mnk/14war elvaan that I use for NM hunting around sandy). I'm anon cause I use that character mainly for farming and NM hunting... and I get a tell asking me for teleport. LoL... I guess person was desperate to start asking all the anon people (assuming they were all high level whms).
As for the raise in Sarutabaruta... It probably wasn't a HP... by his reference to "THE" tree, I would have to think he meant the Twinkle Tree in West Sarutabaruta... there is no "THE" tree in the dunes... there's just trees. I did find that funny the person was dumb enough to be a jerk to someone kind enough to go out of their way to raise them. /sigh Some people just have no manners or are just too selfish to care. ; ;
As for the raise in Sarutabaruta... It probably wasn't a HP... by his reference to "THE" tree, I would have to think he meant the Twinkle Tree in West Sarutabaruta... there is no "THE" tree in the dunes... there's just trees. I did find that funny the person was dumb enough to be a jerk to someone kind enough to go out of their way to raise them. /sigh Some people just have no manners or are just too selfish to care. ; ;
I was just randomly walking around jeuno buying stuff from the AH when i got this wierd message...
>>RandomPerson Hello Raikuken we have sent the money to your moghouse
me>>oh you have?
I go and check my moghouse shows i recieved 500k gil Im kinda shocked as i dont know what i did to recieve such a large sum. I take gil out delivery. Heck it was 500k lol might as well take it.
>>RandomPerson Please make sure you leave positive feedback and thank you for your service
me>>Uhm what service? Are you saying i just bought gil?
>>RandomPerson You didnt order gil from us?
me>> nope.... Oh well thanks! For the gil ^^
>>RandomPerson Could you please send that gil back there is a misunderstanding to who it was suppose to be sent too.
me>> {Hmmm} {I'm sorry}
/logout
Just to double check, and make sure no one stole my accounts and stuff like that i go and call companies and check my statements. Everything is clear. So i start laughing to myself i just got 500k gil for free! Stupid gil sellers! So i log back in go back to the AH do what i was doing wondering what to buy ^^.
>>RandomPerson Hello Raikuken we have sent the money to your moghouse
me>>oh you have?
I go and check my moghouse shows i recieved 500k gil Im kinda shocked as i dont know what i did to recieve such a large sum. I take gil out delivery. Heck it was 500k lol might as well take it.
>>RandomPerson Please make sure you leave positive feedback and thank you for your service
me>>Uhm what service? Are you saying i just bought gil?
>>RandomPerson You didnt order gil from us?
me>> nope.... Oh well thanks! For the gil ^^
>>RandomPerson Could you please send that gil back there is a misunderstanding to who it was suppose to be sent too.
me>> {Hmmm} {I'm sorry}
/logout
Just to double check, and make sure no one stole my accounts and stuff like that i go and call companies and check my statements. Everything is clear. So i start laughing to myself i just got 500k gil for free! Stupid gil sellers! So i log back in go back to the AH do what i was doing wondering what to buy ^^.
I once had a tell from someone who liked my posts on the Elvaan forums on Allakhazam. Only done 3-4 posts there 4-5 months ago. O.o
In a pt in crawlers nest, i get
<xxx> Hi, pt ok?
<me> Im sorry, im in one atm, thank you though ^^.
5 mins go by.
<xxx> ....hi pt ok?
<me> no thank you, im still in one..
twenty seconds later
<xxx> pt ok?
<me> No thank you, stop asking.
.......5 mins later.....
<xxx> Hi pt ok? CN ^^
<me> {thanks for the offer, but i'll have to pass} stop asking.
thirty seconds
<xxx> hi pt ok? come to jeuno.
/blist xxx
-_-
<xxx> Hi, pt ok?
<me> Im sorry, im in one atm, thank you though ^^.
5 mins go by.
<xxx> ....hi pt ok?
<me> no thank you, im still in one..
twenty seconds later
<xxx> pt ok?
<me> No thank you, stop asking.
.......5 mins later.....
<xxx> Hi pt ok? CN ^^
<me> {thanks for the offer, but i'll have to pass} stop asking.
thirty seconds
<xxx> hi pt ok? come to jeuno.
/blist xxx
-_-
Had a person by the name of Dragun just pop up and start chatting me once... then one day again out of the blue, he pops up and asks me if I know what Bukkake is!! O.o
Edited, Wed Dec 8 01:35:21 2004 by lewbaby
Edited, Wed Dec 8 01:35:21 2004 by lewbaby
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